Kalashnikova | Warlock | Radical Juice in GHF Bio

What a cultivar! Straight fire. Super easy to grow, barely any drama. She stretches quite a bit, but totally manageable with a proper ScrOG. Thrips: none. Mites: none. PM: nope. Botrytis? Let’s hope not The buds are dense, heavy, and super compact - despite having less overall volume than some other strains, the weight is there. And the terp profile? Absolutely insane. Loud as hell! Starts off fruity, sweet, and juicy - then shifts into this deep, musky, almost earthy funk. She completely overpowers everything else in the tent. She’s sticky as f*ck, coated in a thick trichome carpet that looks like frostbite. Definitely a potential candidate for my personal Hall of Fame. Can’t wait to see how she smokes. Gonna check her cannabinoid content with some TLC - should be interesting

Kalashnikova – Grow Review Beautiful, potent plant. Solid as a rock - earned the nickname “Olga.” Kalashnikova really lives up to the name: big, dense buds with a moderate resin layer. Strong central stalk and sturdy side branches. Honestly, the ScrOG net probably wasn’t even necessary - not for this girl. Whether it was thrips, fungus gnats, or powdery mildew - she coped with everything my grow environment was throwing at her. Definitely one of the more resilient strains I’ve grown. She took about 2.5 weeks longer than what the breeder listed - but hey, that’s how it goes sometimes. Highly recommend the genetics. Super low-maintenance and easygoing from start to finish. She’s got a very kushy, grounded aroma with sweet, caramel-like notes - really dig the profile so far. Can’t wait to see how she smokes in a few weeks. Peace ️

CBD Warlock (Serious Seeds) - Grow Review The Warlock kicked things off pretty strong in veg – sturdy structure, fast growth, looked super promising. But once flipped to flower, she got a bit hesitant and laggy. Took her some time, but she eventually caught up. Color game, bud size, resin production, and terp profile? Solid across the board – but nothing that blew me away. What really bugged me, though, was her serious lack of resistance. Pests, powdery mildew – she got hit with everything. I’m talking thrips crawling across my hand during a rough wet trim… despite predatory mites being deployed proactively and reactively. Even with proper airflow, solid lollipopping, and humidity levels consistently on point, she still lost multiple side branches to PM. No leaves sticking together, nothing overly dense - yet mildew made its way in. That kinda stuff stings and dents the grower ego a bit. A friend nailed it perfectly: "Serious Seeds forgot to allocate resistance points when rolling the Warlock’s stats." Now, maybe I made mistakes – I’m open to feedback. But it’s hard to blame the setup when the other two girls in the same tent stayed clean and happy. Yield-wise, she still pulled through with a solid haul. And the terp profile was a journey – started out fruity and bright, leaning sweet citrus, and gradually shifted toward this unexpected bubblegum twist. Never had anything quite like it. What hurt the overall impression was the poor development below the main colas. She could’ve handled a way more aggressive lollipop – anything under the top line was basically popcorn or worse. Straight into the bin. Peace