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3/30: I soaked 3 of these seeds for about 24 hours in a humic acid, kelp, bacto, endoboost solution. I planted them into rapid rooters with a sprinkle of endoboost and put them under the dome. 4/2: I see one sprout just below the surface so far... 4/4:: 2 sprouts! 4/5: I planted both seedlings in 3 gallon pots and watered them with a weak solution of liquid kelp and big bloom.

4/13: Both seedlings are growing well and showing no signs of any problems. I'll start doing foliar applications over the next several days. 4/15: I fed them today and did a foliar application of big bloom as well. 4/18: I watered them today and added silica and humic acid. I sprayed them down with big bloom and fulvic acid too.

4/18: I gave them a little drink of water with endoboost, humic acid, armor si, and molasses and foliar fed them with big bloom. 4/19: I foliar fed again today. 4/20: I fed them their first full-strength dose of nutes today...let's get this party started! 4/22: I FIM'd both of them today and gave them about 20oz of water with cal-mag, humic acid, and boomerang and foliar fed with big bloom and fulvic acid. Later, I rinsed off the plants with a stiff stream of filtered water in preparation for tomorrow. 4/23: Today was BoomBoom Spray day! I just love how visible the growth is the day after a BoomBoom Spray day!😲 Tomorrow I'll spray them down with Axiom Harpin a|b proteins..they'll start flowering soon and I want them hitting their stretch with major vigor.👈 4/24: I fed them today with about 1/4-gallon each. I observed that they are both popping pistils already. I'll start increasing P and K with the next feeding. I bent over the main shoot on the taller one and tied it down. The other one wasn't ready yet. I turned on the 3rd pair of QB's and bud boosters today and removed all the blues and cool whites from the garden....time to stretch your legs, ladies! 4/25: Was busy with life, but noticed they both stretched an inch or so overnight.👍 Last day of week 3-

4/26: I top-dressed their pots with about a tablespoon of Happy Frog Cavern Culture and watered it in really slowly with about 1/4 gallon of water each, and added cal-mag, humic acid, liquid molasses, silica. I also started them on open sesame. Increased Ph to 6.40 to ensure that they can utilize the increased calcium and the P and K I'm giving them. 4/27: I did some training on both of them today. 4/29: Both plants are stretching a little bit, but they need to get really busy if they wanna impress me.. 5/1: I gave them a little water with cal-mag, boomerang, humic acid, and silica. 5/2: I sprayed them with boomboom spray this morning...grow bitches, grow! 5/3: I did a slow-soak feeding today. Backed off the nitrogen a little more, increased silica, and started adding sweet & sticky and signal.

5/4: They are flowering well now, very thick white pistils. I top-dressed their pots with a tablespoon of happy frog cavern culture and watered it in with a little bit with endoboost, humic acid, cal-mag, sweet & sticky, and signal. 5/5: I'm seeing calcium deficiencies on almost all my plants, so I suspect that my cal-mag has expired and lost it's efficacy?? 5/6: I fed them well today with a bunch of cal-mag(new bottle), silica, humic acid, big bloom, tiger bloom, open sesame, signal, sweet & sticky, and boomerang, then I foliar fed with some grow big, big bloom, fulvic acid, silica, cal-mag and tiger bloom. 5/7: I foliar fed with big bloom, grow big, silica, fulvic acid, and molasses. 5/8: I did a foliar application of Axiom harpin proteins. I realized later today that the timer for my UVB light had gotten into the always-on position...pretty sure that's the cause of my ugly foliage...damnit, scorched... I've dimmed my lights a little bit and turned off the UVB for now... 5/9: I did a foliar application of boom boom spray and gave them a little water with cal-mag, silica, and big bloom. 5/10: UVB damage to foliage continues to worsen on these two plants... Rotated them and tied their branches apart a bit. I'll water and spray them with a little aloe vera juice and yucca tomorrow- That's it for week 5-

5/11 - 5/17: The smaller one is still looking pretty bad after the UVB overexposure incident...seems like a terrible magnesium deficiency too, but I know that's can't be. I did a little training on both of them. The big one is maybe the best looking plant in the garden at the moment. I watered them once really well at the start of the week with endoboost, humic acid, silica, cal-mag, molasses, and big bloom...and a little bit of boomerang. I foliar fed with boom boom spray one day, and a solution of aloe vera, fulvic acid, cal-mag, big bloom, sweet & sticky, and silica a few days in a row. I fed them on the 16th.

5/18: The short one still looks worse every day, but the bigger one wasn't as badly affected by the UVB over-exposure. Both continue to show signs of some N and Mg deficiencies, but they are budding up nicely. 5/19 - 5/24: I foliar fed one with MicroLife Bloom and fed them heavily once.

5/25: This stuff smells amazing! I'll probably feed them tomorrow for the last time and add a heavy dose of cha ching. After that, I'll water with sweet & sticky, TPS signal, and TPS liquidsoil only so as to begin remediating my soil for an instant turnaround. I'll need this soil ready for the new batch of seedlings I'm starting this week. 5/26 - 5/31: I fed them for the last time early in the week, then flushed them for the first time on the 31st using TPS liquidsoil, signal, and sweet and sticky. Next flush I will just use liquidsoil. That's it for week 8-

6/1: I increased the timer on the UVB for an additional half-hour for their last few days.😎 6/2: Dehumidifier is working hard and pulling a couple gallons out of the air a day...around 55-60% RH. I've got all fans on highest setting and pumping the a/c into the closet about 16 hours a day, keeping the temp around 68f. It's only 83f for about 4 hours now. I think they'll be dry enough to flush again for the last time on Thursday. If so, I'll harvest on Sunday. 6/3: I only have one pair of QB's running over the slowpoke plants and have two 60w 6500k floodlights and two MiracleLED blue lights over all the plants scheduled for harvest on Sunday...and the UV and UVB lights. 6/4: Flushed them with 5 gallons each using TPS LiquidSoil...these plants STINK!😍 6/5: Special thanks to "Jessica Rabbit " for taking some lovely pre-harvest photos of the girls! 👈😁👍

6/7: I harvested both of these plants and washed their buds today. Very pungent aroma..not sure how to describe it yet. One plant responded normally to FIMing, but the other produced a big bud cluster at the apex..not that there's anything wrong with that, but she could have yielded better. Both plants reek and are covered in trichomes. They get very hungry for Cal-Mag about the second week of flowering. WIll be an easy trim job on them both. Stay tuned for the smoke report! 6/12: I weighed and jarred them up today. Not bad for a couple of free seeds...not bad at all. Their buds could be more dense, but they are greasy as hell and smell great.👍 Plant A: 64g Plant B: 48g They were easy to grow. One of them responded normally to FIMing and doubled her mains, and the other tripled her main, but they clustered into a single bud-blob. Potency: 7/10 Yield: 6/10 Aroma: 9/10 Flavor: 8/10 Bag-appeal: 7/10 Tolerance to abuse and/or maltreatment: 8/10