What do you get when you cross GG#4 with Cookies & Cream? Grease Monkey, of course. But throw a cut of hardy ruderalis into the mix and voilà; you've now got Grease Monkey Automatic, a super fast, compact version of Zamnesia's photoperiod Grease Monkey strain. If it's speedy, compact plants that you're after, this hybrid will make a great addition to your indoor or outdoor cannabis garden. Expect heavy yields of stinky, dense nugs just 9–11 weeks after germinating your seeds.
With a 50-50 split of indica and sativa genetics, these seeds produce versatile plants that are hardy and easy to grow in any setup. Indoors, Grease Monkey Auto seeds flourish under 18 hours of strong light, reaching max heights of roughly 140 cm (4.5 ft). Outdoors, they may grow up to 160 cm (5 ft). Needing little more than some good fertiliser, this beefy auto strain can be harvest-ready just 9–11 weeks after germinating and yields up to 500 g/m² (17.5 oz/yd²) inside and 200 g (7 oz) per plant outdoors. Use cool flowering temps to maximise Grease Monkey Auto's excellent resin production and bring out its natural purple pigments for even more bag appeal.
Like her photoperiod cousin, Grease Monkey Auto produces dank flowers with a dense indica structure and a frosty coat of resin loaded with pungent terpenes and up to 22% THC. Crack the lid off one of your curing jars and marvel at Grease Monkey Auto's rich terpenes, which will immediately douse your nostrils (and the entire room) in a dense aroma of fuel, oil, turpentine, citrus, and earthy cookie dough. Finally, inhale her full-flavoured smoke/vapour and enjoy as this heavy hybrid relaxes both your body and mind. Enjoy this strain in the evenings or on weekends when you can ride out her heavy effects guilt-free.
