The First Ladiez

Mon 26 July 2021 - D1V - Barry and Jackie (the O's) are doing great. Basketcase is chuggin along, and MY BOY BLUE is trying. So my mistake appears to have cost me the cotyledons on BLUE, but, BUT, BUT, but, the first set of leaves are visible and trying oh so hard (always ask questions folks, take the free advice). I'm going to let it play out, and if needed will drop a Big Bud by the end o' the week. Oh and if you're wonderin' "what's in the cup," calm down Bradjolina, it's a snippet of Rudy I replanted in the hopes it would re-veg. I'm not an expert, and YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR! Tues 27 July 2021 - D2V- The O's and Basketcase are groovin' along. MY BOY BLUE may pull one out! The Coty's are dead, but the first set of leaves are still coming in strong. Funks and Garf need to wait another day 🤞 YOU'RE MY BOY BLUE! You're my boy... Wed 28 July 2021 - D3V - BLUE is chuggin' along but my babe noted that because all these are FEMs, that they really should be ladies. Basketcase remains the same, but Barry O shall here by be referred to as The First Lady, or Michelle O. BLUE will now be referred to as Barbara Bush keeping the First Lady theme going, as ole Babs loved her the color blue; who knew? If anyone knows of a famous First Lady reference involving wedding cake, let me know; the PDRB is a balanced and supremely open society. The light gives, the fan goes off at night, the plants reach, ever higher. I'm not a poet, piss off. Wankers 😒 Thurs 29 July 2021 - D4V - Babs is going to make it I think. If she doesn't, I'll sound a bugle and move on to the next one. Yes, savage. Fri 30 July 2021 - D5V - Babs looks better by the day, but Jackie O is looking like she, just, cannot, with this soil. She's looking a little pale and isn't developing quite like Michelle and Dolley Madison (a/k/a "Bread Basket" f/k/a "Basketcase"). I decided in keeping with my First Lady theme, to name her after the woman most associated with White House ragers. What does any of that have to do with Wedding Cake? Who doesn't get sloppy at a wedding and complain when they miss the cake? Wedding -> Cake -> Sloppy -> First Lady Dolley Madison. Don't be such a nerd, accept this as fact. Fun fact: Mrs. Madison was essentially the woman responsible for bipartisanship in early colonial times, oftentimes inviting politicians from the opposite party to come get sloppy in the White House; I'm sure cake was served, and had at those parties. Dolley was also a boss that saved my boy GW's portrait from the White House when some WANKERS IN RED COATS burned it down. Anyway....here's lookin' at you Mrs. Madison! Sat 31 July 2021 - D6V - Jackie O is not looking good. Guessing I either overwatered or went too hard on the foliar sprayin. Hope she makes it, if she don't, I'll have to see how Big Bud fits the First Ladies mold. Was Taft married? Sun Aug 1 2021 - D7V - Jackie O is looking poor. Her first leaves have wilted, but her coty's seems fine. The leaves had been yellowing since it broke the soil. Looks like I'll germ a Big Bud after all. Michelle O is goin ham, and Dolley is truckin along. Babs is doing great!