The First Ladiez

Mon 20 Sep 2021 - D57-15F - Wowie kapowie! All are in flower power! 🌻👊 Tue 21 Sep 2021 - D58-16F - All the ladies are in flower, and Babs is starting to fatten up. But the PDRB loves all, including fat-bottom-and/or-top, women. No men allowed. I don't make the rules gang, I just write babblin'-madness. Wed 22 Sep 2021 - D59-17F - Michelle really, really, really wants to touch the light. Babs is starting to thicc'n up. Dolley is in full on flower ✌️🌻👊. Helen, like Michelle, is fascinated by the light. CO2 goes back in next week, defoliating Friyizzy, HST will not longer be applied, except maybe it will be....or will it be? Thu 23 Sep 2021 - D60-18F to Sat 25 Sep 2021 - D62-20F - They grew a bit, cleaned out some dead leaves, ploinked some that were yellow. Dirt is getting a little too dry. New watering can comes tomorrow. The shit we get excited about as adults! LETS GO! [AIR HORN, AIR HORN, AIR HORN] (COLLOQUIALLY "FWOMP FWOMP FWOMPPPPP) Sun 26 Sep 2021 - D63-21F - What happened to Friday you ask? Don't ask questions I can't give answers to. Don't be that guy/girl/they (the PDRB welcomes all and hates on them equally, haters unite). I gave them some water last night, as the soil was quite dry and the leaves were showing it. A lil' stress ne'er hurt nobody; what doesn't kill you, etc. (FYI pain is not fear leaving the body, it's your body tellin' you "shit is currently fucked, back off" lift smart fam). New watering schedule will be a gallon for all four like every other day. Some ground up fish bones. Fake light. Water. Also, Babs is starting to really thicc'n up. I do still have fungus-gnats (aka fuungy fuckerz). Is there some science involved in what I do? Probably. Buttloads of madness? You betcha! Some Zen for y'all, when life gives you lemons, say "fuck it" and bail. Go meditate it off, good talk [smacks own bottom, walks away]