The First Ladiez

Mon 4 Oct 2021 - D71-29F - I open the door, hear Guns N' Roses, and immediately get brought to my knees by the green, lush canopy before me. What a wonderful world! The plants are all well. Babs has 2-3 more weeks. Helen and Michele are getting thicc and even Dolley is in on it. Side note, if we send Dolley's leaves to space, I believe we could cool the planet into a new ice age. Someone GET ME BEZOS!!!! (Also, Leary, Leguizamo, and Romano please). Tue 5 Oct 2021 - D72-30F - Gave em approx. 1/3 a gallon of a watering that included 1.5tsp of liquid kelp and 4.5tsp of liquid squid. They'll get the other 2/3 o' the gallon later on. They're on the light, so some more LST is in order but I'm going to avoid HST as I'm pretty far into flower with all of them. Helen and Michele are fattening up nicely now as well. Some of Babs pistils are ambering. Dolley could cause an eclispe...of the heart...probably total. TOTAL ECLIPSE OF THE HEART 🎵🎶 Wed 6 Oct 2021 - D73-31F - WATCH ME NOW!!! Say work, work, awww work it out baby!.... [Clears throat for approx. 10 minutes] Took the ladies out for a little dance. Leaves were lost. Cooing occurred. Engaged to be wed. Jk, can't marry a plant, and if I could, would probably go with a mature cypress; hardy, durable, beautiful. Anyway, the ladies all got some natural defoliating (yankin' random shit off like an animal would, not that "yankin," perv), all got some more LST, and Helen and Michelle got some accidental HST (and Michele has some light burn; my bad), and I danced with them all individually, then all at once... ... ... They all look healthy. Babs seems to be a lil stunted, so just water from now till her demise in approx 2 weeks. Helen and Michele have some nice large and in charge buds coming in; [heart eyes]. If I let Dolley out this box she may throw too much shade at us all and cause a nuclear winter. All is well in the PDRB. All is glorious joy under the fake light god! Thu 7 Oct 2021 - D74-32F - Mich OB got a haircut (thank you smarter growers than I!) The cut portion was just brown from light burn as she was right on the light, no noticeable mold growth though which is good. I can confirm that she is already filthy with trichs, and incredibly sticky, prime candidate for icky-icky aging. What is "icky-icky" aging? [Fades into ether] [magically coalesces] Babs is thickenin'ing and probs has about 2 weeks, but I'll put her under the instrument of destruction next week all the same. Helen is starting to get her thicc on, and Dolley is the lordess of darkness with the largest leaves on the whole of the planet of Earth. Michele handled her trim well! Fri 8 Oct 2021 - D75-33F - Some fake CO2 is in the box. The ladiez will enjoy it I bet. Babs looks great, Helen and Mich look sugary, and Dolley's darkness envelopes all. Except the rulue! What's a rulue you ask? No you! Sat 9 Oct 2021 - D76-34F - So, about watering, apparently, and I'm no scientist-smart-man, but I may have forgotten to adjust my water pH for about a week and a half. No biggie, but this would explain Babs sudden stunted growth. I gave them all a quarter a gallon of the adjusted stuff last night, and sho' nuff Babs is looking much more vibrant with what appears to be some new flower growth. Also has some spotting going on in the upper leaves, but this is probably from a nutrient deficiency from my dumbass watering pH neutral for over a week. We live, we learn, we move on (except for some losers who can't accept defeat). Is it sensimilla if you fuck up and it doesn't die? Asking for a friend... Sun 10 Oct 2021 - D77-35F - Opened the door, godamn fungus gnats are back, time to bust out the fly tape!