The First Ladiez

Mon Nov 15 2021 - D113-71F - Tops will fall tonight....on the plants....(perv)....anyway. I'm harvesting a good deal on Michele and Helen tonight. Dolley will be left alone to let her lower flowers develop more. Also, Michele ("Obama Kush") smells amazing; lemony-piney goodness that I enjoy. Dolley smells like a wedding cake, and Helen isn't much different then Michele scent-wise, just slightly more wonky. What kind of scent is "wonky" I don't know. I am but a man named Cannabis Chris and not Willy Wonka sadly. After this mauling I'm giving them some fresh soil and worm castings, with some fish bones next week to see if I can develop out those lower flower sites a little more. Do I know what I'm doing? I'm not a scientist, but I got this. I think.... Tue Nov 16 2021 - D114-72F - Pretty much spelled it out yesterday [fade] Wed Nov 17 2021 - D115-73F - [girl from Ipanema] Thu Nov 18 2021 - D116-74F - [elevator music] Fri Nov 19 2021 - D117-75F - What year is it? How long have I been away? Is there still a moon, or did wr harvest all the cheese from it? I have some good news for me, not so good for two of the three ladiez; death becomes them, except Dolley. Mich seems pretty done, no new growth. Helen isn't making anything new. Dolley is baking more cake...onward! Sat Nov 20 2021 - D118-76F - [Sounds of a man eating...cheese?] It was the moon, and it was delicious. Sun Nov 21 202q - D119-77F - Yesterday was 20 and today was 21; coincidence? Idk about you all, but I am a raging bitch if I miss day 20.5....The plants are good. Dolley has about 20 new lower bud sites; like fresh (but not that "fresh" if you feel me) bud sites, pretty white pistils and all. Mich must face the music soon, ditto Helen of PDRB. Is the PDRB like Troy? Fuck if I know, but I don't trust giant wooden animals on principle. That's what I learned from that. The world is round, I trust science, and I don't trust giant wooden animals. I wonder how much it would cost to get Liam Neeson to say that in a progressively silently-rageful demeanor? [FIN]