The First Ladiez

Mon Oct 11 2021 - D78-36F - This box is all welcoming. Tolerant to all, except duderz, gtfo, right on out that door. And science, oh science! Lo, science! As I typed these pointless rants, into a device so scienced it makes my brain hurt, into a scienced network so complex there's probably a science that studys it as a whole profession unto itself, into your machine that knows how to interepret a signal that has traveled thousands of miles in seconds. But tell me more about how you don't believe in vaccines, the products of science conducted at a level so complex, I gave up on it in primary school (I was always more loquacious, lascivious, litigous, and likely to entertain the masses, or small gatherings, I do dinner parties too). Maybe it's not my place, but the PDRB believes in science setting us all free. This fake ass light didn't happen without it. This delicious organic soil wasn't made throwing shit in a bin, nor were the nutrients. The cloth bags, science. Tomato wire? Materials engineers go so hard, literally, rigid, stuff works great. Those fans? Hundreds of years of science, the accrued knowledge of man since the advent of electricity maxe it possible to move air. That activated carbon in my air filter; I'm not a scientist, but I'd imagine some o' the sciencw went i to that. Now, go write that angry message that I will: (A) Read to my plants (you don't want to be some monster that makes my plants upset, do you? DO YOU? I WILL GO FULL LIAM NEESON ON YOUR MOTHERF....ahem...) (B) Ignore it (high, high, high, high, borderline 100% chance) (C) See (B) (D) See (C) (E) Really? See (D) (F) You deserve this as a grade if you're still reading this. GO GET VACCINATED GODDAMMIT, I WANT MY OLD NORMAL LIFE BACK. THE SCIENCE OF MAN PERMEATES YOUR EXISTENCE, LET IT IN BABY. So, 1oz, 1/2 liquid squid, 1/2 liquid kelp, 1 gallon o' H2O. They'll all get 1/2 tonight excepting babs who will just get plain pH adjusted H2O from now till the reaper man cometh (this is also why no men are welcome, they only bring death to the PDRB). JOY, SQUID, KELP, GREAT POSEIDON'S TRIDENT, pH ADJUSTED FLUIDS; THIS BOX SLAPS LIKE A SQUID OUTTA WATER! Onward Tue Oct 12 2021 - D79-37F - Dolley is just freaking gorgeous. And also, everywhere. And and, alzo also, the same goes for Helen and Michele as well. There's some Helen all the way over by Babs, there's some Dolley by Helen over Babs. There's some Michele freaking everywherw. Also, I believe that by topping Michele so late in flower to remove that dead portion, that I sent her into maturity a little earlier. She is suddenly showing amber on her pistils, and Helen and Dolley are both still crystal clear. I will attempt to get Babs under the scientific-instrument-of-destruction sometime this week to see how she's doing. I'll check on Michele now as well I s'pose. All is well in the PDRB, but all is not well outside of it... Wed Oct 13 2021 - D80-38F - They get a whole lotta nothing today. They flowered, I veg'd out. Thu Oct 14 2021 - D81-39F - Soil was still plenty damp, going to feed Helen and Dolley some Squid and Kelp again tomorrow as I would like to see them thicken, 3/4 kelp to 1/4 squid (GIVE ME THAT PHOSPHOROUS, AND 1!!!!! (sorry, the NBA is back, it was missed; I like sportsball, piss off wanker)). Then some water, and Mich and Babs are water here on out, with Babs getting no more water after this weekend. She has quite a few underdeveloped bud sites, so I'm going to try a partial harvest, and reinvigorate the soil with some compost tea to see if I can get some more flower development. I'm not a scientist, but I did a Google search once or twice [stares at you so uncomfortably-intensely but non-threateningly]. I figure try to re-myco(whatever) the substrate, with an emphasis on phosphosrous to encourage leafy growth. Also, I'm going to do a dark period for the final two plants harvested, probably 48 hours. Does any of this matter? I don't know you, but if you've read this far, congrats. No prize. Just congrats. [Awkwardly reaches to shake hand but pats arm awkwardly and walks away] Good talk. Fri Oct 15 2021 - D82-40F - 1 year older, 1 year....year....wiseassier. Nailed it. Also, my SO is bringing a glorious upgrade to the PDRB; a Mars Hydro TS600! Ode to joy! I may need to modify the PDRB with a passive air vent up top to help alleviate heat, but I figure I can do a floor register or something with some carbon filtering and HEPA protection. To the plants man! Quick march! Babs doesn't look great. My first theory, I overwatered. My second theory, she's not a fan of intense light. Either way the leaves are yellowing and she looks like she's stunted. Her last watering will be today, and I'll probs harvest this time next week. Dolley and Mich got haircuts yesterday to open up the canopy in the back a lil more, both look fabuloso! Helen looks great too! There is joy in fake light! There is joy in all of us! Sat Oct 16 2021 - D83-41F - Babs gets a partial chop this week. The others will be given water, one more half-kelp feeding, then water, then....the nothing envelopes all, darkness will descend onto the PDRB. Until then, the faux-photons blast away, the plants knowing not that paradise always comes at a cost...Joy in the madness! Backwards! ...I stuck my arm in there to check on things, grab dead leaves, and it came out sticky... Sun Oct 17 2021 - D84-42F -The plants (excepting Helen) have now spent half their lives in Veg and in Flower. Although, I think puberty is pre-flower. Not sure of the scale in terms of comparing with human life. I'M NOT A SCIENTIST.