Wedding cheesecake auto

Cheechy I'm super excited about this grow... grew this strain about 2 years ago and it's still one of my favorites. Started of as I always do by germinating directly into the soil ( canna terra pro + half a bag of zamnesia monster bud mix). I soaked the bag with around 2 ltr of ph'd water to which I added 0.3ml / ltr of bio nova xcel. After planting the seed I covered it with a humidity dome ( the cheapest kind ). All that is left to do for now is to pray to the Ganja God's 🙏 🙏🙏 Took a little longer then usual, but starting to see both come **Oh Holy Overlords of Dankness,** I kneel before you, covered in soil, smelling like worm castings, and **stoned enough to forget why I walked into the kitchen**. Today, I have planted two **sacred Wedding Cheesecake Auto seeds**, and I beg thee—do not let these precious green children suffer the pathetic fate of stunted growth or weak-ass yields. May their roots spread deep like the paranoia in my soul after one too many bong rips, and may their leaves reach for the light **like a dude fiending for a lighter at a sesh.** **Oh Lords of Loud, Titans of Terps, Sultans of Sticky-Icky,** I ask not for weak, airy buds. **No.** I demand **monstrous, girthy, resin-drenched colas** so frosty that they look like they just walked out of a **Colombian drug bust.** May their scent be so potent that it triggers **911 calls from Karens five blocks away.** **Deliver unto me the yield of legends,** so huge that my stash jars overflow and I have to start vacuum-sealing nugs like I’m running an illegal import business. Let these buds be so **THICC** and dense that my grinder begs for mercy, so sticky that I rip rolling papers trying to close a joint. And oh merciful Ganja Gods, please… **please**... do not let these beauties turn into **hermie abominations**, nor fall victim to the **curse of the fungus gnats.** Smite any spider mites that dare step foot near my holy grow tent. Let no deficiency, no heat stress, no rookie mistake stand in the way of this **glorious harvest.** And when the time comes—**when the trichomes glisten like diamonds and the pistils curl in submission**—grant me the patience **not** to harvest early like an overexcited dumbass. Let my drying be slow, my curing be perfect, and my first toke be so **astronomically powerful** that I forget my own ZIP code. For in the name of the Bud, the Terps, and the Holy Smokes… we shall ascend. 🔥 **AMEN.** 🔥 P.S. I'll be starting them off in my MarsHydro 2x2 with a TS1000 but as they get into veg i will be moving them into my MarsHydro 2x4 with a SP3000