Jobbie

Jobbie here at Jobbie studios. When we were working out which strains to grow, we read the disruption of this strain and instantly our interest was piqued with selling points like "Tokers are in for a real feast when enjoying Black Orchid, as it mixes seemingly incompatible aromas into a surprisingly pleasant bouquet", the flavours were... Special. I was getting hints of molasses and flowers, not so much of the citrus, the cheese was there in its sharp earthy tones, more of a background flavour that made the floral and thick sweetness quite confusing, but this just means you need to smoke more of it, just one more toke, think I pinned the flavour down there... one more then. I tried smoking this in a few situations, parties was a bad idea, well, it was fun and trippy, but then your brain starts analysing things, and the fun starts to go away, you still enjoy yourself, but it is like watching things through a TV, you just spectate and contemplate. Very cerebral strain, quite talkative too. Growing was pretty straight fowards, utterly no issues, I will be growing this again soon.

Here at Jobbie Studios, we have enjoyed the long ass time this took. The seeds were happy and fine, they skipped the auto flower gene but hey, I skipped a lot of good genes in my pool, but we still make it work. I made the grow a lot more difficult that it should have been, lots of great lessons to be learned here. They grow well if you grow them well, they smell amazing and gave me the chance to grow out and smoke what people have been talking about when they say "omg strawberry cough is just so delish, like tots fav blaze to slay an avocado", well no one said that, but people did tell me this was epic, they did not disappoint, round two will be coming soon, lets see if will learn or half ass it again. The flavour was great, it had a floral high note, there was also a sweetness to it with a backing or herb, it was lovely to smoke, we enjoyed it very much at all times of the day. I felt the strain just disconnects your brain a little from stress, you can feel that heaviness settle in, like a relaxing car journey, you feel like you are pushed into your seat as you sit and watch the world around you, but worry not, time to stop and get out the car and stretch your legs, do it, take your time, embrace the day, just be happy. Great fun to grow, better to smoke.