In the closet with two strains

People of the ganja world on which we live, come one, come all, come together, come alone in your bed, but most importantly, come consensual. It's time for another episode of "In the Closet with Two Strains" with your host, Jobbie! Thank you everyone, thank you. Welcome to another installment, it's week 9 and the 5th week of flowering, here is what we have to look forward to on this week's show: We will be back with Jeff on budwatch to see what's going on with those... well, buds obviously, then to Steve who has taken a break from soil to be safety Steve. Now because we have hit the middle of flowering... and little happens so we need to fill a segment, we will run a small competition, thats right, you could win a prize... it isn't great but more on that later. After that we will have the forecast with weather Wendy and get some zen with Yogi boggie. All on tonight's episode! First on tonight's episode, let's join Jeff in the bud room: Thank you jobbie, things are getting bigger, especially for SaS who is beefing up nicely, although, why are they not stacking as nicely, also why is LB not beefing up as much, and are they really getting big? I mean we are pushing nutes as much as possible, do we need more CO2? I'm freaking out jobbie, so back to you! Someone obviously did not listen to Yogi Boggie last week, now to soil... I mean safety steve: Yes, my role has changed, I wonder if it is because I am a genius or... or... the studio can't afford more staff so just pressured me to do another role, what a lack of imagination. We will be looking at the tips today, the ones that as you see in the pictures started going yellow, so we used the community for a few tips of theirs to get us back on track. The issue appears to be a little too much nutrients in the feed, so we have scaled back a little, will use more water with mild calmag to try and help use up the nutrients stored. This will hopefully clear it up soon. More importantly, why are we not freaking out about the size of buds, or why humidity keeps going... Now with special broadcast from Crisis Karen: What the hell is going on! We need more progress, we should be chopping things off and adding more things like nutrients, but don't hurt the plants and certainly don't stress them out, is the soil okay? Is it driving too fast, did it not drain there? I opened the tent the other day and something flew across the light! WE HAVE AN INFESTATION! IT IS ALL DOOMED! Jobbie: so this is what mid flower anxiety is like, good to know. Now, it is time for the competition! We know this is what you have been waiting for, we know this is what we want, we know this is how you like it... This week's competition winner will win........ a follow and a like for every post on a current or past journal, yes, you will get more attention! About the competition: I do not smoke tobacco and prefer not to smoke blunts, so recently I have been using tobacco alternatives, four of which I am now growing in my garden outside, so if you go to picture 8, tell me what each of the plants are from left to right, the person to guess the most wins a follow and a like for each post in a journal, good luck and ganja speed little doodle! Now on to Weather Wendy for this week's weather update: Thank you Jobbie, let me just start off by saying that prize is as disappointing as you in bed. People of ganja planet, here is your weather report; the temperatures are steady between 20 and 25 degrees Celsius, humidity has been high, but this could be due to drying clothes in the same room as the tent, might need to get a better dehumidifier as the temperature continues to go up in summer. There is a nice breeze coming in from the south which has helped, this has been created by the magic of a "bigger fan" and learning the art of "opening the window", more on that next week, back to Jobbie. Always a pleasure Wendy... well, for me anyway. Now after all of this week's chaos and excitement, we turn to Yogi Boggie for some zen: Thanks man! I always appreciate your kind words. Let me remind you that things come and go, that the panic you are feeling is all because your mind is not occupied by anything other than the same standard practice week in and week out, after this week we should all take comfort in the fact that this community is behind each and every one of us, when you need them, they will be there. Try releiving some stress by augmenting your daily habits with things like guided meditation and yoga, all of these will help stave off anxiety, anything which promotes self improvement and oneness in your body will help you relax through life's changes, whether they come slow or fast. Thank you Yogi, as we all know, mine always come fast. Thank you everyone who took part, it has been an episode full of meddness, but through the spell of madness we have all come out better people, with renewed determination to grow better weed! On next week's show we will be doing a home improvement special where we discuss ideas for improving and upgrading the grow space. So until next time, be crazy, have fun and grow ganja! Good night!