In the closet with two strains

Friends of the earth, lovers of weed all around this world, come together one and all for this week's episode of "In the Closet with Two Strains!". This week on your favourite show we will following that final march on towards harvest, accompanied by special guests Jeff from bud watch who will be keeping a trained eye on trichomes, we will also check in with the lovely weather wendy to give us the highs and lows, Dave the Dish will be telling what has been on the plants menu and lastly will be a talk with Alcoholic Alex who has a new beverage to try. Now comes the time you have all been waiting for, here is your host who loves to boast, heeeeerreeees Jobbie! Thank you thank you! It is a pleasure to be here with all of you, I know we promised more frequent shows, but it takes time to make great things happen... and more importantly money, which would explain why this is so bad! If time is money then money would be time, which is why I have neither of the two! Have no fear as there are plans in the works to improve all situations. Without further ado, on with the show as it is time for "In the Closet with Two Strains". Firstly let us visit with Jeff in the bud room, how's it hanging their buddy? Low and droopy Jobbie, much like the buds, yes it is late into the grow and sadly the weather is just so damn hot, due to this the buds are puffing out a little and the stalks are not strengthening the way we wish which is why they are dropping slightly, luckily Barbara has done a wonderful job in securing the buds better than jobbie with spare cash, she truly is the mistress of the ties! The buds are nearing the end, the trichomes are going cloudy which means soon it will be the day we have all been waiting for... well, all of us aside from the plant. Back to the studio as I continue to watch buds. Thank you Jeff for that informative segment, our thanks goes out to Barbara who is currently away on holiday... I've seen the pictures, I'm jealous. Now, over to Weather Wendy, tell us Wendy, is this weather issue Jeff tells us about, is this something to be concerned about and what are you doing about it? What can I do Jobbie? Your budget is about as filling as your promises of announcements or promises of good sex. Jeff is correct, things are a bit too warm at the moment, it is difficult to keep things cool, the apartment is 25c, outside is 25c so the tent is 28 or more. To cool something you need something cold to bring the temperature down, we were using ice packs in the tent but that was literally as useful as a water gun in the Sahara. Much like with climate change it all comes down to money, if you want to see a change you need to put money, or time in that direction. Now back to Jobbie who has little money and couldn't direct a someone down a straight street. Thank you Wendy, once again it is pick on me day, but soon as per usual it will be happy hour and black out drunk night. Before then let us visit the man we can't get rid of, likely because he is immovable. It is the man with moist clothes, the man with protection by law from being fired, it is Dave the Dish! Much appreciated skinny, I might be big but at least I'm not mistaken for the straw man. Now, on with the important bit, as I've said, ladies need to be big in the right areas, to do this we fattened them up, now the ladies need to trim the bad parts off, I love the fact that they are now so skinny from starvation the buds can't be held up, big buds and skinny stalks, that's what their diet is for! Now back to the skeleton man. If anyone should know about massive buds it would be double D over there... Dave the Dish. Now on to one of the best segments, it's Alex with our drink of the week! Yes it is time! It is almost last orders at the bar and you need to get your buzz back, you have an unknown entity on your arm that you picked up when in a far more drunken state,, so you need to make it count as most bars won't allow you to buy three drinks, so instead you order a triple! My recommendation is Red Stag with ginger ale and a slice of lime. It's spicy, sweet with a zesty twist! Perfect for summer weather! And cheap, much like regrets. Thank you Alex, I am now thirsty but need to drive, once I'm im in the bar however you can bet I'll be ordering a triple, as in three glasses of that cause this place drives me to it, sometimes the abuse is just too much. Soon friends it will be time to harvest, soon we will be able to see what will come of a very complicated grow, it has been hotter than hell which has caused us problems, together however, we will cross the finishing line. Next week, is it reaper time? We will be discussing the harvest we hope, also we will meet with Yogi Bogie to explain life cycles. Until we meet again on this show, your favourite "In the Closet with Two Strains", keep cool by getting high, having a drink and swimming in frigid pools... on that note I think Wendy is drunk again. Good night! Quick notes. It is very hot, we are feeding the plants water and a little calmag, they are a bit droopy but alas soon we harvest!