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Jobbie Jobbie
2 years ago
Friends of the earth, lovers of weed all around this world, come together one and all for this week's episode of "In the Closet with Two Strains!". This week on your favourite show we will following that final march on towards harvest, accompanied by special guests Jeff from bud watch who will be keeping a trained eye on trichomes, we will also check in with the lovely weather wendy to give us the highs and lows, Dave the Dish will be telling what has been on the plants menu and lastly will be a talk with Alcoholic Alex who has a new beverage to try. Now comes the time you have all been waiting for, here is your host who loves to boast, heeeeerreeees Jobbie! Thank you thank you! It is a pleasure to be here with all of you, I know we promised more frequent shows, but it takes time to make great things happen... and more importantly money, which would explain why this is so bad! If time is money then money would be time, which is why I have neither of the two! Have no fear as there are plans in the works to improve all situations. Without further ado, on with the show as it is time for "In the Closet with Two Strains". Firstly let us visit with Jeff in the bud room, how's it hanging their buddy? Low and droopy Jobbie, much like the buds, yes it is late into the grow and sadly the weather is just so damn hot, due to this the buds are puffing out a little and the stalks are not strengthening the way we wish which is why they are dropping slightly, luckily Barbara has done a wonderful job in securing the buds better than jobbie with spare cash, she truly is the mistress of the ties! The buds are nearing the end, the trichomes are going cloudy which means soon it will be the day we have all been waiting for... well, all of us aside from the plant. Back to the studio as I continue to watch buds. Thank you Jeff for that informative segment, our thanks goes out to Barbara who is currently away on holiday... I've seen the pictures, I'm jealous. Now, over to Weather Wendy, tell us Wendy, is this weather issue Jeff tells us about, is this something to be concerned about and what are you doing about it? What can I do Jobbie? Your budget is about as filling as your promises of announcements or promises of good sex. Jeff is correct, things are a bit too warm at the moment, it is difficult to keep things cool, the apartment is 25c, outside is 25c so the tent is 28 or more. To cool something you need something cold to bring the temperature down, we were using ice packs in the tent but that was literally as useful as a water gun in the Sahara. Much like with climate change it all comes down to money, if you want to see a change you need to put money, or time in that direction. Now back to Jobbie who has little money and couldn't direct a someone down a straight street. Thank you Wendy, once again it is pick on me day, but soon as per usual it will be happy hour and black out drunk night. Before then let us visit the man we can't get rid of, likely because he is immovable. It is the man with moist clothes, the man with protection by law from being fired, it is Dave the Dish! Much appreciated skinny, I might be big but at least I'm not mistaken for the straw man. Now, on with the important bit, as I've said, ladies need to be big in the right areas, to do this we fattened them up, now the ladies need to trim the bad parts off, I love the fact that they are now so skinny from starvation the buds can't be held up, big buds and skinny stalks, that's what their diet is for! Now back to the skeleton man. If anyone should know about massive buds it would be double D over there... Dave the Dish. Now on to one of the best segments, it's Alex with our drink of the week! Yes it is time! It is almost last orders at the bar and you need to get your buzz back, you have an unknown entity on your arm that you picked up when in a far more drunken state,, so you need to make it count as most bars won't allow you to buy three drinks, so instead you order a triple! My recommendation is Red Stag with ginger ale and a slice of lime. It's spicy, sweet with a zesty twist! Perfect for summer weather! And cheap, much like regrets. Thank you Alex, I am now thirsty but need to drive, once I'm im in the bar however you can bet I'll be ordering a triple, as in three glasses of that cause this place drives me to it, sometimes the abuse is just too much. Soon friends it will be time to harvest, soon we will be able to see what will come of a very complicated grow, it has been hotter than hell which has caused us problems, together however, we will cross the finishing line. Next week, is it reaper time? We will be discussing the harvest we hope, also we will meet with Yogi Bogie to explain life cycles. Until we meet again on this show, your favourite "In the Closet with Two Strains", keep cool by getting high, having a drink and swimming in frigid pools... on that note I think Wendy is drunk again. Good night! Quick notes. It is very hot, we are feeding the plants water and a little calmag, they are a bit droopy but alas soon we harvest!
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Grow Questions
Jobbie
Jobbiestarted grow question 2 years ago
Only a few leaves, but should I be worried? Last few waters have only had calmag to see if that helps.
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Leaves. Color - Yellow
Leaves. Color - Mottling
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Hashy
Hashyanswered grow question 2 years ago
I would go back to feeding bloom formulas now with the calmag after you have flushed the calmag through for those few days.
Jobbie
Jobbiestarted grow question 2 years ago
More than normal I have noticed a large amount of second growth at the base of the plant, im wondering if this is caused by adding new soil during flower? Or if this is normal? Also should I have just cut it off as it grew, seems to be a waste of energy as they won't get light.
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Techniques. Defoliation
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HerbalEdu
HerbalEduanswered grow question 2 years ago
You can remove second growth at the base of the plant that don't get light. Also having that much leaves in the bottom/base top of each other not a good thing with condensation at dusk and night time, will expose your plant to mold. Make it less bushy in the middle and base and you will be fine. Don't defoliate to heavily aside that, plant need it's leaves to process nutrient and produce energy.
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HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDSweek 7
So funny journal friend :D Wish you all the best on your grow (:
Jobbie
Jobbie
@HappyWeeds, thank you happy friend! I'm more used to writing boring instructional or scientific journals, so wanted to make it more entertaining.
love_2_grow
love_2_growweek 2
Happy Growing, Buddy! ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ๐ŸŒฑ
Jobbie
Jobbie
@love_2_grow, thank you kind person!
Sour_D
Sour_Dweek 15
Nice job, buds look great! Love your diary and your humor too. ๐Ÿ˜Ž
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Sour_D,alas dear friend, the end is coming soon! However I am including some announcements.
AsNoriu
AsNoriuweek 11
To max space out quick - only autos, to grow like a pro - still only photo and most prob clones only for full control ..
Jobbie
Jobbie
@AsNoriu, inwm hoping to build myself a veg chamber, hoping to cut out that period of growth to cycle harvests quicker, so many stairs and so little time!
Sour_D
Sour_Dweek 8
lmao bro. Best wishes for your grow and I enjoyed this weeks episode of "In the Closet with Two Strains". Just one question, what happened to Jim? Inquiring minds want to know....
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Sour_D, "Inquiring minds"... definitely the name of your sex tape. He had to be let go for personal reasons, in the way he personally left a pile of cleanex in someone else's changing room. We think the stress got to him.
McManus
McManusweek 5
Wish you all the best lucky growing๐Ÿ˜
Jobbie
Jobbie
@McManus, tapadh leat a charaid!
Plant_Scientist
Plant_Scientistweek 4
Nice LST work!
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Plant_Scientist, my thanks good Sir Knight!
JamMAKEcan
JamMAKEcanweek 7
Burp your tent often if possible during light on.. Its safer if u can at dark time also but B very careful of light leaking in ...it helps regulate temperature and humidity..
JamMAKEcan
JamMAKEcan
@Jobbie,..๐Ÿ’šsum good editable my self yum yum
Jobbie
Jobbie
@JamMAKEcan, love what you are saying, im still experimenting, im heavily into the different effects strains give and what they can be used for, also.... edibles ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿคค๐Ÿ’š
JamMAKEcan
JamMAKEcan
@Jobbie,..glad to help my friend.. Yea gorilla glue my around favorite #1 and most OG STRANDS. Then alien candy fron beaver seeds.. Exotic seeds has badAss strands white banana . malasana cookies. Strawberry cola.. Doctors choice #1 FROM DOCTORS CHOICE IS ANOTHER EXCELLENT.. THEYRE TONS OF EXCELLENT STRANDS you just have to pick a heritage u like..
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AsNoriu
AsNoriuweek 10
I would clean it on third week of flower. Now they are at the end, only one reasonable good thing ; Start slowly - 5 leaves a day - off and you will open up bottoms for light. That will be mass, I am greedy, now it's too late. As mentioned above, earlier I would clean, not only to increase bud and quality mass of rest, but for air movement and kind off for roots .. All the Best ! You are very close !
Jobbie
Jobbie
@AsNoriu, I like how you think, I've always felt his approach was pretty harsh on the plants, I've also heard him do some panels at events and he was super opinionated. Thanks for the help, cannot wait till my next grow which starts at the end of this month, will get to practice defoliation some more. Let me know if there is anything else I should be doing.
AsNoriu
AsNoriu
@Jobbie, I found it. I never harm plants, my idea is letting them go, but I direct were and how fast, I train them daily for max mass and with autos do only one huge training . Then I choose how high I lollipop them and what side shoots I leave or which branches should be directed to most empty spot. You still always predict and plan. HP's were penetrating a lot deeper, but LEDs brings better harvest and bigger, if you leave max one foot deep canopy.
Jobbie
Jobbie
@AsNoriu, I will be honest bud, I did a trimming job yesterday and was annoyed at myself for being willfully ignorant, it was a mess down there, so full of wispy buds and malformed leaves that I now have nightmares of being trapped in a jungle. Search "Dru West the secrets of the west coast masters", page 169 starts talking about what branches he uses for his scrog set up and why. You can read it on Google books for free. Let me know what you think, the book is interesting but rather prescriptive. Thank you for your feed back, it is super appreciated as I'm still learning, yes I've read books, but books don't give you feed back, so thank you again!
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deFharo
deFharoweek 9
๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo, lol I really don't, damn the ridiculous law! โœŠ๐Ÿ’š On second thought, I have this community to talk to about ganja! ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š๐Ÿ’š
deFharo
deFharo
@Jobbie, You are not the only one, for sure! and neither does who writes and etc., because you don't have anyone to talk to about ganja...๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜‚
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo, I can't be the only one who struggles with not having anything to do? Which is why I made brownies ๐Ÿคค๐Ÿคฃ
902EastCoast
902EastCoastweek 7
This seriously is the best journal comment Iโ€™ve read on here! Very entertaining! Wishing you the best with your grow and look forward to reading the next comments! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จโœŒ๏ธ๐Ÿผ๐Ÿ’š
Jobbie
Jobbie
@902EastCoast, new episode is posted. This one is honestly me being bored waiting with little to do.
902EastCoast
902EastCoast
@Jobbie, lmao!! ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ๐Ÿคฃ You are a comment genius!! Waiting patiently lol
Jobbie
Jobbie
@902EastCoast, coming soon: Whisky and weed, celebration times. Making that alcohol even more alcoholic, what to do with the waiting game and most importantly, who won the battle of the mould! Find out on this week's episode soon, at some point, when I have time.
deFharo
deFharoweek 8
Bonitas plantas! ยฟQuรฉ cepa estรกs fumando estos dรญas? yo quiero๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ˜
deFharo
deFharo
@Jobbie, Sin duda es una cepa que te inspira mucho para escribir ๐Ÿ–๏ธ๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo, but to be honest... I wrote this sober.
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo, currently I have had Ice Breaker, never heard of it? Yeah, me neither until I got a free seed and now it is everyone's favourite for parties.
deFharo
deFharoweek 11
Tienes unos buenos asesores de cultivo!๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ‘ Cultivo en una carpa de tamaรฑo similar 60x120x178cm, tengo 3 lรกmparas en el dosel con 300w, y 4 lรกmparas mรกs por los laterales que suman 200w, aun me queda por aรฑadir un panel de 40w para completar el Circo y que no quede un hueco sin luz!! ๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก๐Ÿ’ก
deFharo
deFharo
@Jobbie, Sรญ, como si fuera una discoteca de los '80! Yo uso esta tรฉcnica de luces para potenciar el crecimiento de cogollos en la parte media de mis plantas, ya que estas casi siempre cogen bastante altura y las luces del dosel no penetran lo suficiente en la parte media-baja de las plantas. Uso paneles LED y COBs con diferentes temperaturas de color. ๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ‘จโ€๐ŸŒพ
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo, so tou are saying dress it up like my bedroom at University: lights everywhere! That could be fun, maybe use supplemental light bars on the sides.
deFharo
deFharoweek 15
No dejes que el humo se escape y que siga la fiesta!! ๐Ÿ–๏ธ
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo, did that last night, very interesting trip ๐Ÿคฃ
HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDSweek 15
Getting so frosty :O Funniest journal on GD hahah Congrats man nice work! (=
Jobbie
Jobbie
@HappyWeeds, thanks friend of the funky fern, just trying to spread happiness in insanity. I've harvested but have an announcement I'm hoping to bring in the next episode.... just taking forever to organise! Thanks for the love! ๐Ÿ’š
902EastCoast
902EastCoastweek 9
Great job buddy!! ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ”ฅ๐Ÿ’จI patiently waited all week for this!! Looking great Bub!! Not sure what ya have growing, Mint? Thyme? Tobacco? Lol just guessing random shit ๐Ÿ’ฉ.
Jobbie
Jobbie
@902EastCoast, sorry to say it is none of those! Thank you for the compliment, I am just back from a weekend away, was scary leaving my plants alone.
Kynareth
Kynarethweek 2
good luck!!
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Kynareth, my thanks kind lettuce lover!
deFharo
deFharoweek 15
Congratulations with the harvest and enjoy the smoke in good company! ๐Ÿ•บ๐Ÿ’ƒ Ooops! I like Alcoholic Alex, he's a fucking epicure!...send it to me. ๐Ÿ˜โœŒ๏ธ
gottagrowsometime
gottagrowsometimeweek 15
Really nice detailed diary. Some great pics and funny memes. She has throw off some lovely fade. Enjoy the weed. I'm getting all mix with Green House Feeding. Can you apply nutrients that soon to your grow. I thought you'd get at least 3-4 weeks without needing nutrients?
deFharo
deFharoweek 15
I want my box full of marijuana all the TIME... we'll talk about MONEY tomorrow...๐Ÿ’ช๐Ÿ˜