In the closet with two strains

Wrapping things up here in the studio, first down was Sapphire Scout. Thankyou for all the lovely words of encouragement, thank you to the team. As we lay this plant to rest in the drying room let me, your host Jobbie, take you through its final days. She led a good few final days, ending her life around 15 weeks since she was given water to begin her journey, in this time she grew up strong, but not without issues, we watched her struggle at many stages including the overfeeding that plagued her middle age. In the last few weeks she was peaceful, growing heavy and smelling... fruity, like fruit soda, she was loved by all in the home and was watered plenty. In her last moments the restraints where taken off and she fell her ass over, buds flopped around like a granny with no bra. Then the end came. She was taken to the mortuary once the chop happened and was washed and raised in the true fashion of a butchers yard to dry off. After this, she was sealed in a room to dry out before going on to the next place in space and time... likely a jar. Follow us next episode where we learn of our friend Laughing Buddhas last gasps of breath. Until then, so long Budding Powell, so long! Good night!

A good harvest that the studio was proud of, here with me now for this final chat is Yogi, say Yogi what is your final words on this harvest bud chosen by you? Well Jobbie, it is important to enjoy the fruits of your labour, to remember how far you have come and what you have experienced. Much like when climbing a mountain, as important as the summit is we need to look back on the valley to give ourself perspective of the progress we have made. This strain is very good for perspective, it is your view on things as it gives a strong cerebral high, it is the pause on a journey to take a wider look at the world and realise that everything will be okay, you have everything you need, you can make it to whatever summit you are trying to scale. Thank you Yogi, last time I smoked this was at the BBQ we had over summer, it pairs nicely with a fruit cider or glass of red. It really does give you that space to think. In other news the studio now has a sponsor, thank you Eleen from Mars Hydro for making this happen, you and your TS1000 are my hero! When it arrived I was so happy! Due to this fantastic news, filming for a new Series has started, it is my pleasure to present to you... TALES FROM THE CLOSET! Starting off with the Scifi Horror/thriller "The Laughing God of Mars". So tune in and enjoy! Till next smoke report, all our love from Jobbie studios, thank you and good night!