In the closet with two strains

Good morning, good afternoon or good evening, wherever you are tuning in from we say hello and welcome to this week's episode of "In the Closet with Two Strains"! We thank you for your patience in waiting for this week's episode, we got wasted on a beach, so this took a back seat. Alas however, have no fear as your host who likes to boast is here, it is Jobbie!! Thank you once again, it is so good to be here, that beach was something else! This week's show is a treat, not in the fact that it is jammed full of interesting information, more, that you should just be grateful. This week we will be visiting Wendy Weather for our report on the highs and lows of tent life, then we will visit with Jeff in the bud room to get a sneak peak at budwatch, then we have the first of two new special guests, we will have... Dave, eh, Dave the Dish? Sure that will be fun, we will stop by Barbara's dungeon to find how out how the plants are holding up and lastly, we will visit with our extra special guest Brenda the Builder to see if she can fix up some grow room ideas. All this and more, in this week's episode of " In the Closet with Two Strains". First, let us visit with our lady of the Weather, it is Wendy! Thanks Jobbie, shit as ever to see you. To describe this week in the tent as warm would be like describing Jobbie as a minor threat to women. It is getting hot and there has been some minor signs of curling leaves, with highs of 29 Celsius and lows of 22, we can confirm scientifically, it is stupid hot. Even with the window open it is still hot, the fan is just there to look pretty and help take the edge off, but it is like drinking bud light when you should be drinking Vodka. So we ask you, good people of the grow community, anyone have a good recommendation for an ac unit to cool down a tiny grow room? In good news, humidity is down from the high 50% mark to the low 40s during the day, going up around 10% or so during the night, silver linings must be sought, now back to Jobbie so he can do nothing to help the grow and take all the credit. Jobbie: just like every good boss. Now over to our friend Jeff in the bud room with our favourite update. Thanks Jobbie, everything in here is getting fat and smelly, including me! Honestly cannot remember the last time I showered, or was allowed to leave, they are not nice to me, or do I just not leave out of my own choices, are we surrounded by choices or just choices already made from previous encounters with phenomena which funnels us to this point. Either way, I should really go see natural light but sometimes I just find myself staring at the plants, almost expecting them to miraculously finish. Jobbie: Yes, yes, can we get him some help, at least some sleep... or a woman. Preferably after a bath. Now the moment we have all been waiting for, well at least since reading his name off the autocue, it is Dave the Dish. Thank you Jobbie, you are ever so kind, they call me Dave the Dish because I'm tastey and... well I'm white and round. This week we have been mostly feeding the plants a lightnfeeding, some might say even starving them a little, however, if you are getting ready for harvest, no one wants to go home with a girl who is over heavy or saturated by nutrients, so to keep them in top form we have slowed feeding down and often withheld watering if we think they are being a little unruly, after all, you treat them mean you keep them kean. Jobbie: wow, if I'm finding that to be sexist then I wonder what Barbara thinks... so we shall ask her. Barbara: I'd be willing to do the time, just let me at him. Aside from homicidal tendencies, things are holding up well, the girls are tied to the poles and no one has screamed any safe word, on top of that we took the opportunity for a haircut, not my specialty but I will learn more once we have more willing victims. What do you think Jobbie, interested? Jobbie: I wouldn't let you near my hair if... We all know it's fake. Jobbie: and that is none of anyone's business. Now on to our next new guest, whom we hope will not be joining Dave in the unemployment line. It is time for Brenda the Builder! When it is time for an overhaul of your grow tent, because that unicorn ducttape isn't actually holding your tent together after the butchers job Jobbie did of repurposing an old big tent, we need to look into a new option, also, blurples, im pretty sure they are giving Jeff a tan. We have a 120x60x150cm cupboard, a 600watt blurple and an extractor built for over double that size. The tent is fairly simple, we are looking cheap but effective, unless anyone can explain why we would buy a super expensive one. The important thing is lights, there are a few that cover the area, there are also smaller ones that if we buy two will cover the area, thought's on: migro and lumitek? There was also one on the Migro website from maxsun or some such that was on sale. Thought's? Could really use some help. Thanks. Jobbie: and with that third plea for help we will close the show, thank you for taking part, we really do appreciate any and all help because I am as indecisive as I am attractive... Next week tune in for some DIY news on cooling the tent and some thoughts on that grow space. Also, photoperiod or autoflower? What should be try to maximise our space? Thank you once again, take care folks, until next time on "In the Closet with Two Strains", I'm your host Jobbie. Stay safe, wear protection and remember to learn to cook! Good night.