TFTC: The Yogi Bogie Do-Si-Do Chat Show

Hello and a good day to you my friends of the cultivation collective. Thank you for stopping by for another episode of “TFTC: The Yogi Bogie Do-Si-Do Chat Show”, we hope that this week has been peaceful and afforded the opportunity to stop and smell the roses, or at least give you a chance to stop by Zamnesia and get yourself a discount for new seeds using code: ZAMMIGD2023. Go on treat yourself. Now without further talk from me, let us get on with the episode. -{([I])}->=💬])}->=O)}->=🕺💃)}->=🧘‍♀️)}->=☯️}->⚡🧠⚡<-{☯️=<-{(🧘‍♀️=<-{(💃🕺=<-{(O=<-{([💬=<-{([I])}- Hello again friends, welcome to my cupboard. We hope to find you well this day and wish you well in all you are doing in your life, but for now, take some time out to relax with us, thats right, just kick back, spark up and let your mind wander upon the waves of the cognitive plaine in your mind, it is time to wander in wonder. Last episode we talked about how communication is vital to all of the species which inhibit this world, that communication is difficult as we often require some sort of common ground to begin the process of understanding. We also discussed my theory about the three stages of weed consumption as being the initial hit where you can feel a bit disorientated, then the second stage is the real high where the effects can be different depending on the strain, lastly is the latent effects, these tend to be after the main purpose has worn off and people often report feeling anxieouse and lethargic in this state. Many of you since last episode might be thinking “what the hell is this person talking about?” have no fear, there is a mad theory that I will explain in this episode. . There has been many cultures on earth where the eating of flesh was seen as having the ability to bestow attributes of a worthy opponent, now, I do not agree with cannibalism enough to say we should all go out there and do it on a whim or vague religious belief. What I am saying is that the old phrase “we are what we eat” should be changed to “we are what we consume”. Our entire bodies are made up of the “dust of the earth” meaning what we consume makes every last piece of matter contained within you. If something wee consume is from a biological source and especially if it has a psychoactive effect, then we can imagine that in some part we gain certain things from the experience of using weed. Take the first and confusing moment, this could almost be seen as the seedling stage, where the substance takes root in your mind and begins to grow in experience and adapt to its surroundings, the second… FML the dog just farted and it is vile. WOW. Anyway, the second is the established hacion days of late veg and all the way up to late bloom before senescence begins to happen, the effects are pleasant as we enjoy the experiences of life and happiness in all of its glory. The final stage is the late stage of a plants life. There is one lesson everyone should learn in life and take seriously: You will all die. This often creates a big fear and is in my opinion the major source of existential crisis, however death is inevitable, it will happen, even if we manage to upload our conscience to a computer there is no guarantee that it will be us, it could just be a mimic or a clone of our brain, and we will die while it continues. When I wake up, before I put on my makeup, it will often be a groggy process of forcing myself out of bed still under the third effect of weed, my mind wants to stay in bed that little bit longer, my heart will say “maybe take it easy, there is so much to do, just avoid doing it and it will be okay, you have loads of time”. While it might be true that we have lots of time, would you really want to bet on it? Everything in a cannabis plants life will influence it one way or another, this is why you will rarely get exactly the same weed even with a clone, it will be very similar but never perfectly the same, this will effect everything ever so slightly. When we reach the third phase it will be different each time, likely because the chemicals that the plant uses to communicate during the stages of life, especially when trying to procreate: yes, I am talking to you kids out there in your early years full of lust and desire, plants have their own chemistry for this. The way my mind looks at the last stage is like a letter written before a loved one passes, you open the letter and it is full of admonitions to go out and life your life, it can be overwhelming to think about the size of life and try to decide your path, this creates anxiety; when you are given a task and you do not know how to go about the task, it creates stress. So why do I like it? Apart from living off stress for much of my life, I see it as all the reason to go and do something, just one thing, and get the ball rolling. There is no point thinking of how to climb everest if you can’t climb out of bed, so start with that, when your feet hit the floor remind yourself that it is a beautiful day, be happy you are alive, then get the hell up and get something done, even if it is just the dishes form the munchies last night. There are life lessons all around us, most of all it is for you to live it: yes things are often hard, but when you overcome things take time to celebrate, to enjoy the moment. I remember one day waking up in hospital and no longer feeling pain, no longer feeling so messed up, I had no money in my bank account and had to stay with a friend to recover, I had to cancel work which meant I wouldn’t get paid, worse was the fact I had lost a close friend a week earlier. When my eyes opened I was not sunk with depression and sadness as my position in life looked utterly hopeless, instead I felt utterly full of joy, I was alive and could live a little longer. Take the advice of the plant, live life now and don’t delay, even if living life means going to work or washing the dishes, it is a chance to run around this silly game of life a little longer. -{([I])}->=💬])}->=O)}->=🕺💃)}->=🧘‍♀️)}->=☯️}->⚡🧠⚡<-{☯️=<-{(🧘‍♀️=<-{(💃🕺=<-{(O=<-{([💬=<-{([I])}- Thank you for visiting once again, myself and Zamnesia hope that this was an uplifting experience and you can leave our little cupboard feeling better about yourself and the world around you, if you are in need of some more good vibes, don’t forget to visit zamnesia.com, I promise it will not disappoint. Until next time my friend, farewell and don't forget to have fun. -{([I])}->=💬])}->=O)}->=🕺💃)}->=🧘‍♀️)}->=☯️}->⚡🧠⚡<-{☯️=<-{(🧘‍♀️=<-{(💃🕺=<-{(O=<-{([💬=<-{([I])}- Notes: They are steaming ahead. PH is fine, temp is high, still flies but hey, that is just part of life, they do not seem to be doing too much damage so it is something we can put up with. Watering has reached what I think is peak, around 1.5 ltr per watering is doing well for an 11ltr pot. Not much to say other than things are looking good.