TFTC: The Yogi Bogie Do-Si-Do Chat Show

Welcome dope dream delvers, please take a seat and relax as we will soon begin this weeks episode of “TFTC: The Yogie Bogie Do-Si-Do Chat Show”, brought to you by the wonderful Zamnesia, a company I am enjoying working in collaboration with, most companies would be pissed if I wrote a tirade about rebellion and strike action as a post for their plants, but they were totally fine with it, the fact that I used the strike to provide time for sorting other things out in the studio was neither here nor there. So make use of Zamnesias kindness as they offer a discount with this mantra: ZAMMIGD2023. Now friend, spark up, lean back and enjoy the show. -{([I])}->=💬])}->=O)}->=🕺💃)}->=🧘‍♀️)}->=☯️}->⚡🧠⚡<-{☯️=<-{(🧘‍♀️=<-{(💃🕺=<-{(O=<-{([💬=<-{([I])}- Welcome back to the show, let us talk some more about life. There is a really odd theory that I would like to share with you this day, it is about weed and the trip it gives you when consumed, sure enough you are all probably familiar with what happens and likely confident in your studies within this topic, however, let me try to shine another light on this, during this I would fully encourage you to light up and follow me on a journey. If you think about any living entity, it has the desire to communicate and procreate, other than pandas maybe, but pandas are another very controversial topic. The interesting part regarding communication is that even among the same species, let us say Humans, communication is difficult; we get caught up in relativity, that without a relative perspective or common ground with the person you wish to communicate with, that communication becomes very difficult. Take away a common culture and language, then most of us are completely lost, things that we think are “common sense” are actually cultural norms that are not always shared; sticking up your middle and index fingers with palm facing you in the US is considered a friendly sign, do that in the Uk and it means something very different. If we apply this line of thought to other species, then communication is very rigid, meaning that our communication with things that have very little in common with us physically is problematic. However, we manage it! Yes, you as a grower manage to communicate with your plants, you learn when it needs something and bloody well give it, you learn to interpret various physical cues that will illicit a response; PH fluctuations means you fix PH, deficiency means you feed it what it needs, dry soil and droopy leaves means you fucked up and you should water the plant. All of these count as a form of communication, especially considering that most communication is non verbal. All well and good, but here is where I take these talking points and open it up to something… different. I have this mad theory about the process of being stoned, my mind is very systematic so I tend to break everything down into systematic chunks. For me being stoned has three parts. Part one: It is the hit, that flood of Cannabinoids into your system, all of a sudden your body and mind feel very different, it is like when you step into a sunny day from a dark place, or when you jump into a cold or hot bath, it takes a while to adjust, this takes around 15-30 mins, while your mind adjusts to its new environment, this is where most people freak out and begin to have a bad trip, just remind them that this is a trip, an experience, just relax and let weed take the wheel, it will get better. Part 2: The high or low, it is when the confusion is gone, when the adjustments have been made, you are now more secure in the feelings, you have adapted, you know what is going on. Most of the time when we feel like a strain is easy to smoke because our body is so used to the confusion it automatically starts making the adjustments, you no longer have a period of shock as you already know what will happen. This is when you really feel what the weed is meant to do, the true effects will give you the trip you are looking for, whether it is a high and you want to go play minigolf… bloody love minigolf. Or a Low where you just want to lie on the couch and watch rick and morty. Part 3: The after effect. This is often the next morning, or the come down, to me it lasts hours. Most people will report feeling a negative effect, especially anxiety the day after, it will be a lack of desire to do anything, a lack of motivation and a general unwillingness to engage with others. It is important to manage these effects as they can have a big effect on the type of person you become as you continue to use weed, make no mistake, using cannabis will change you, but you need to take a bit of control when the changes are happening or as the old saying goes: “It is choosing the path of least resistance that makes rivers and most men crooked. These are the three parts of a trip in my experience, feel free to comment your own thoughts and ideas, we are out of time, so next week I shall take you through the rest of my ideas and will marry everything up in a nice little bundle of sense that kind of doesn’t make sense but you hope other people don’t laugh. Until next time, relax, take a trip and don’t be a useless person. -{([I])}->=💬])}->=O)}->=🕺💃)}->=🧘‍♀️)}->=☯️}->⚡🧠⚡<-{☯️=<-{(🧘‍♀️=<-{(💃🕺=<-{(O=<-{([💬=<-{([I])}- Thankyou for joining us in the closet once again, it is a funny thing in life; you spend so much of it waiting for things such as these three episodes, then all of a sudden it is over, experience gained, time is up. There is however plenty of time for you to take advantage of the Zamnesia kindness in getting a little off your next seed purchase, use code ZAMMIGD2023. Until next week friends, keep the faith, live the good life. -{([I])}->=💬])}->=O)}->=🕺💃)}->=🧘‍♀️)}->=☯️}->⚡🧠⚡<-{☯️=<-{(🧘‍♀️=<-{(💃🕺=<-{(O=<-{([💬=<-{([I])}- ZAMNESIA SEEDS - DO-SI-DOS AUTOMATIC Parents - Do-Si-Dos x Ruderalis Genetics - Indica-dominant Auto Flowering Time - 9-10 weeks from seed to harvest THC - 20% CBD - 0-1% Height (Indoor) - Medium Height (Outdoor) - Medium Yield (Indoor) - 550-600 gr/m² Yield (Outdoor) - 100-150 gr/plant Available as - Feminized seeds -{([I])}->=💬])}->=O)}->=🕺💃)}->=🧘‍♀️)}->=☯️}->⚡🧠⚡<-{☯️=<-{(🧘‍♀️=<-{(💃🕺=<-{(O=<-{([💬=<-{([I])}- Notes: this one danced into flowering, she is now happy and excited growing little buds. I am stretching my spraying, just want to do what I can to prevent any issues: I had a dream last night where the grow room was utterly infested with flies, big ones too! It was a dream and like most dreams they collate experiences based on the strong emotions you tend to be feeling at that time, except for those dreams which just feel different. She is now being fed with some blood nutes, ignoring the “fluid per 24 hours" number, I do in most people's journals. I have never quite understood it and have suggestions on how to change a bunch of things on GD… such as a decent interactive grow app. The plant is small, I had this suspicion as the first few weeks felt not so productive for the plant, however, I have faith and am looking forward to seeing the flowers develop.