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Alberta780 started grow question 4 years ago
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood? :sweat_smile::unamused::confounded::confounded:
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Mrs_Larimar answered grow question 4 years ago
Yoghurt
Freddd answered grow question 4 years ago
Ask Chuck!

Hey, 'how much wood would a woodchuck chuck, Chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood, Chuck.
Skunk_Life85 answered grow question 4 years ago
2 logs of wood
Experimentgreen answered grow question 4 years ago
I had no idea that a groundhog is a wood chuck! So i think if a wood chuck sees its shadow it'll run like a B*tch and chuck as much wood as it can to get away! And if it doesnt see its shadow then yahoo for us springs coming and no woods getting chucked. Lol
CRiSPrGrow answered grow question 4 years ago
The amount of wood that woodchucks would chuck on a given day varies greatly with the individual woodchuck. According to a Wall Street Journal article, New York State wildlife expert Richard Thomas found that a woodchuck could chuck around 35 cubic feet of dirt in the course of digging a burrow. Thomas reasoned that if a woodchuck could chuck wood, he would chuck an amount equal to 700 pounds.

Using the formula: (W + I) * C where W = the constant of wood, which is well known to be 61, as agreed in many scientific circles. I = the variable in this equation, and stands for the word "if" from the original problem. As there are three circumstances, with 0 equaling the chance that the woodchuck cannot chuck wood, 1 being the theory that the woodchuck can chuck wood but chooses not to, and 2 standing for the probability that the woodchuck can and will chuck wood, we clearly must choose 2 for use in this equation. C = the constant of Chuck Norris, whose presence in any problem involving the word chuck must there, is well known to equal 1.1 of any known being, therefore the final part of this calculation is 1.1. As is clear, this appears to give the answer of (61 + 2) * 1.1 = (63) * 1.1 = 69.3. However, Chuck Norris' awesome roundhouse kick declares that all decimal points cannot be used in formulas such as this, and so it must be rounded to the final solution of 69 units of wood.

How Chuck Norris got involve: A woodchuck would only chuck as much would as Chuck Norris would allow it to, because the woodchuck shares Chuck's name. Therefore, Chuck must punish it and make it chuck as much wood as Chuck can. So, a woodchuck would chuck as much wood as Chuck could.

Source : Encarta Encyclopedia
HighTV answered grow question 4 years ago
@Alberta780 Its obvious really. I woodchuck would chuck as much wood as a woodchuck could if a woodchuck could chuck wood. Seriously whats with these questions today lmao. :joy: In terms of Flushing I recommend at least a solid week of pure water for your plants before you harvest unless you are using a flushing additive that helps break down the nutrient salt deposits in which case at least 4 days. :sunglasses:
Stick answered grow question 4 years ago
Hey @Alberta780! How much weed did you smoke for Christmas? :stuck_out_tongue_winking_eye: About flushing your girls, this may be a bit soon, in my opinion your buds still can fatten up, they're still showing new pistils, meaning they did not complete their development yet. I'd recommend to wait a few more weeks, once you don't see any new pistils or any bud growth then it will be the right time to grab your magnifier/microscope. Start to flush when the first clear trichomes are turning milky. Your flush duration will be determined by the trichome's evolution, usually 5-15 days before they look good to you. Clear/Transparent/Skinny trichomes mean it's too soon to harvest (headache/bad taste), Milky/Cloudy/Fat trichomes mean the harvest window is open, Amber trichomes mean the harvest window is ending, and THC is degrading (but more CBD/CBN). Hope this will help, I'll be around, keep us up-to-date and happy growing! :facepunch: