TFTC: The Laughing Martian God

Welcome Masters of the Marijuana methods, welcome once again to my closet where the deeds of dope growing take place, once again rest your weary souls, take a hit and relax for another episode of “Tales from the Closet: The Laughing God of Mars”, brought to you by our friends Mars Hydro, the inexpensive light to make your grow go! Rest assured the end is in sight as the seemingly nefarious shadows close in, we will see what becomes of Jobbie and the new Martian Religion. The rebellion has picked up again, a new tactic is holding mass protests in the streets, forever it has been the tactic of controlling powers to attempt a strangle on any interference, whether it be along racial lines, beliefs or simply the economy of monopolies. Strangle and suffocate, till the last breath of resistance is wiped out and no one stands in your path, this disgusting practice needs to be held to account, so we protest, we raise awareness to our cause, as such more people join. As for me, my work continues in the shadows, it continues in order to help my God grow and develop, and there has been no end of developments. The plant is looking good, but I have noticed that the trichomes are going from cloudy to amber, maybe the plant is trying to communicate the amber light, that it is time to slow my methods, so she has been taken off of food. Soon something will happen, we just have to wait until that occurs, now that she is all tied up and the flowers are formed with a nice frosted coating, maybe the next step is here, but what is the next step? My brain still downs in paranoia, the shadow men get closer, they are everywhere I go now, What do they want? People say that they do not see them, but is that me having psychological issues, or can they just not see them, even though someone who is colour blind cannot see a certain colour, does not mean that it does not exist. The environment of the Mars Hydro Biodome are near perfect, the plant is getting an ideal 12 hours of high quality light covering all the needed spectrums for growth, the heat and humidity are well within range and the plant seems happy, its laughter is the loudest we have ever heard, yes I say we, as everyone in in the Cult agrees that they hear the call of our God, the rest just pretend that they cannot hear it. Another week done, walking home from work, another week closer to death, another day finished. Life is like the wheel, a never ending cycle: sometimes we go up, sometimes we go down, often it feels like we are going backwards before being catapulted forward into the unknown, but rest assure my friends, it is always going down the road of life, an unstoppable journey to the next thing after life, whatever that might or might not be. I tried to distract myself by keeping my mind on the amber trichomes. The plant is trying to say something but I feel it is too early for what should happen, but the plant is always right and knows what it needs. My mind snaps back into the reality around me, an acute awareness of being watched hits me as I approach a corner near where my hidden base of operations exists, ahead of me there are Shadow people, three of them standing at the corner, each turns to stare with unseen eyes at me, I rush round the corner only to be met face to face with another; yet even this close, features are invisible and instead I see only the outline of shadow. The fear hides the sound of footsteps, the panic almost numbs the prick of a needle in my neck, then, then it is just darkness, I enter darkness and out the other side all that greets me, is Darkness. Thank you once again to the generosity of Mars Hydro for the gift of light, the plants are happy with it and so is my energy bill. We leave you here on a knife's edge of unknowing, what will happen to Jobbie, what will happen to the plant? Find out next week what has happened in another delightful episode of “Tales from the Closet: The Laughing God of Mars”, Good night, sleep tight and don't let the plant bugs bite. Notes: So a quick one, from where I was counting the plant was not due to be harvested any time soon, another couple of weeks in fact, When I first saw some amber I just thought that was on some outside buds that likely got agitated and matured early, but now, they are popping up everywhere: when the plant says something, it is right, straight away it was flushed with 9 liters of water, then a few days after around 10 liters, she needed to come down, so down she will come soon, I am sad though, this experiment will be over and it was fun, but let us see what results we have and adjust our future techniques for a better tomorrow. I'm actually worried that ive taken the plant down early, but Amber was taking over the trichomes and had me worried, just figured it was because of all the stress and shitty upbringing that it was ready to go so early... maybe a lesson there. Extra note: let us all agree not to talk about how this is actually week 8 of flower and not six... nothing to see here, just move along and wait till next episode. Lots of love, bye!