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TFTC: The Laughing Martian God

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weeks 11-12, 15, 17
Defoliation
weeks 12, 17-19
Topping
weeks 7, 11
Soil
Grow medium
Grow Conditions
Week 15
Flowering
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12 hrs
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Jobbie Jobbie
a year ago
Welcome my ganja ghouls, welcome once again to my Closet, let me take all of you lovely people on a journey to Mars courtesy of Mars Hydro. Once we arrive we will rejoin Jobbie and his plant. Let us find out what happens next, last week we had good news with the rescue of our hero, but the apparent demise of his rescuer and of course his timely intervention saved his Godly plant from starvation: the ground shook with pleasurable mirth from the feeding and many were amazed. So let us find out what has happened in the closet since then! It has been three weeks (yes, time to break the 4th wall, it has been three weeks, time to get a schedule and quit my job, second job and sports), I know, I've been lazy. My entire focus has been ripped in so many directions, it feels like my mind has been torn by the wind of a tornado, with parts scattered every which way: once I heard the news we rushed to see what had happened, we arrived too late and found only a burned out wreckage, surrounding it were the many footprints of reporters and security services, it felt like all hope was lost. But what of her plant? What of the cult? We went to New New Old Amsterdam only to find a crowd of people standing outside, there was a ring of security services surrounding the club and in the gloomy window hung the dismembered plant. The Government had killed the plant because of me, I was sick. We stayed for a few nights to make contact, with anyone we could, but it seemed everyone was in a misery trance, they were all still shaken from the events they had witnessed. No one knew what was going on, only that there was to be a burning of the plant soon, and everyone was expected to attend. During our time away we kept contact with the underground network looking after the plant, we even managed to smuggle Alex in to refill out CO2 tanks, we still have no idea how that Alcoholic did it. At the burning ceremony I saw upon the podium the mastermind behind the evil deed, Dave stood there, radiant and triumphant, reveling in the disdainful deeds him and his lackeys carried out. The burning began, with it purple smoke surrounded everyone, then as one their eyes opened red and awake. It was the end of Dave, it was the end of the corporations meddling in that city. The face, the person that now took the pulpit after the overthrowing, none other than my saviour back from the dead, it was Bondage Barbara! After a week to help out we returned to New Los Angeles. It appeared that the light had changed a week ago, now the sun was at 80% but only shone for 12 hours a day, the plant seemed to react in a strange way, it grew taller and developed what Barbara had told me were strange alien flowers. My God was growing, developing, she almost filled the entire biodome, reaching higher, bigger, reaching for the sun in some form of worship we could only hope to fathom. We had instructed our spies to make sure her feeding regiment continued, we also had someone called Bendy Wendy smuggled in to do some magic bending, she tied the plant up in the most delicate and sensual way, opening my Laughing agod up to the light she craved so much. She said the plant would also need stakes to support big buds later, whatever did she mean by that? The feeding was intensified, more food and water for this God of Mars, over this period she ate and drank well fasting for the growth. She continued to grow, more and more, was this a god or a monster? Do all gods need to be also feared? The events of NNOA (New New Old Amsterdam, got tired of typing it out) shook the planet, every news broadcast talks of more unrest, the laughter in my brain starts up, the rebellion that the Purple Lemonade Cult started makes my God happy, were they somehow working together, or is it the plant has other plans in store. During this period of plant growth my God fed, my God grew and my God Laughed. It is beginning to scare me that this plant seems to know me so well, yet I know so little about it. Will we one day understand the plant's purpose, much like the cult got the Purple Lemonade message, will the Laughing Martian God let us know what is happening, what is its message? Thankyou Fiends of the Funky Fern, it appears that there is a mystery afoot, or is it aroot? What are the plants doing? What happened to the people of NNOA? What will the Government do next? Where is Earth in all this? Find out some answers of the plant allows it, next week thanks to Mars Hydro: start a revolution in your house today! Thank you and good night! Notes: three weeks of stretch, she grew a bit up and mostly out, the entire tent is pretty full now. Temperature is a little hot, but when growing in a Closet you have to expect heat… also my partner keeps the heating on, my extractor fan is a legend. The Light is now on full blast and going strong, the plant loves it! Over the three weeks feeding has gone crazy, she now drinks 4 litres when fed, feeding is 5 days a week then rest on the weekend for a dry time. Stakes were added as a place to help tie branches and give the canopy a decent shape so more light can reach more buds, a lot and a lot of ties were used. Shits getting real. The buds are tight and growing well, I'm excited to see how this develops the buds are tighter than normal, I like the branches not being too long but with plenty of bud sites. Well, see you next week!
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Grow Questions
Jobbie
Jobbiestarted grow question a year ago
I noticed the leaves getting spots and the leaves yellowing then going crispy, if younlookmat the diary, sorry it is a bit on and off, for grow info scroll to the bottom of text to skip my stories. My research says either PH or Calmag, can't see any obvious pests. Please help!
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Leaves. Edges burnt
Leaves. Color - Yellow
Leaves. Other
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GrowingGrannie
GrowingGrannieanswered grow question a year ago
I don't see any info on what pH you're maintaining here... and that's most likely your problem. If the pH is off, there will be many nutes that you may be giving them but that they aren't able to get to... maintaining a pH of 6.2-6.3 is critical at this stage.... check that first! Good luck...
Jobbie
Jobbiestarted grow question a year ago
Noticed some top leaves getting brown freckles. Think I might have too much nutes now in soil. Thoughts?
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Leaves. Color - Yellow
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GrowingGrannie
GrowingGrannieanswered grow question a year ago
You've got the bare beginnings of a calcium - MAYBE a potassium deficiency probably caused by a little too much nitrogen since your pH is spot on. You can certainly flush if you feel the need but I don't think the problem is that bad... you might just want to give her plain water for a week instead. At this stage in the flowering, she's not needing as much nitrogen so I would remove your BioGrow entirely for at least a week a or so... at LEAST cut it in half for the rest of the grow. You don't have to cut your other nutes down and you may want to add a good PK booster, get those buds fatter and rock hard... Looks good otherwise - good luck!
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Sour_D
Sour_Dweek 16
Laughing Buddha, I need to try this one! Looking great buddy 😍
Sour_D
Sour_D
Sounds like a good one
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Sour_D, Thanks growmie, it is an older strain but utter Gold, everyone loves it! Has a lemon tart with herbs flavour, the effects are a general mellow feeling with a playful and happy vibe, perfect for nearly any situation.
PremiumBudsEU
PremiumBudsEUweek 16
Looking really good mate happy flowering 🌱🌱💪
Jobbie
Jobbie
@PremiumBudsEU, Thanks friend! Currently a little worried adds my buds look squeezed into the tent like commuters on the subway during rush hour! But as we learn from Top Gun: push it to the limit! DANGER ZONE! 💜🔥
Anonymous_2022
Anonymous_2022week 16
Looking good bro 💪
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Anonymous_2022, Thanks grommie, I'm hoping I can keept it up until the end, looking for a decent harvest! 💜
deFharo
deFharoweek 12
God gave man the Garden of Eden to take care of it... I like your cultivation trips, I like the freedom to obsess, I like the underground and your plant tamed by love. Greetings friend grower 🖐️👨‍🌾
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo,thank you friend, if we all do the same things, then we will never know the magic we are each capable of, if we just do what we love! 💜
HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDSweek 16
Flowers looking good! 😎 Congrats on your story friend some of the things you say are quite real 😳😎
HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDS
@Jobbie, we should have some words with Mr. Zuckerberg to allow us to grow on metaverse forever 😆😂 I'm grateful too we have a nice community here and it's not easy nowadays on social media 💚
Jobbie
Jobbie
@HappyWeeds, Thanks bro, just so much to do in one life. Really appreciate the support, helps me stay motivated. 💚💜
HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDS
@Jobbie, that is the curse of humanity. So many books written and so little time to read them all, right? Anyway we will be watching to your next jobs! 😎
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Green_fiend
Green_fiendweek 16
Looking good bro keep up the good work 😎😎😎
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Green_fiend, It's fine! I'm fine! Fine! Just a new challenge that I hope doesn't ruin my weed lol!
Green_fiend
Green_fiend
@Jobbie, oh yeah baby 😎😎😎😎 Sorry mate 🤣🤣🤣
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Green_fiend, I hate you so much right now! 🤣🤣🤣
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GreenAutoConsumo
GreenAutoConsumoweek 16
Muy buen trabajo, felicitaciones
Jobbie
Jobbie
@GreenAutoConsumo, Thanks friend, I'm learning a few new techniques this grow, it is very exciting. 💜✌️
HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDSweek 12
You have here a monster😳💪😎
HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDS
@Jobbie, let me know how it goes 😎
Jobbie
Jobbie
@HappyWeeds, I'll take some branches that are hidden, some leaves off and will use them in cooking, or make a tincture.
HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDS
@Jobbie, oh yes, why not? Let's see how she react 😎
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HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDSweek 17
I hope no one catches you going to the biodome and that plant grows happyly! 💚
HAPPYWEEDS
HAPPYWEEDS
@Jobbie, during your stoned night walks 🙄😆😀
Jobbie
Jobbie
@HappyWeeds, The cats catch me every time! 😻
Majinstatic
Majinstaticweek 12
You have some storytelling skills. Or is it the Ganja? :D
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Majinstatic, exactly the point I'm making lol! I'm rarely high when I write, but maybe the Ganja works through me, gives me a message. Now that is the pot speaking! 🤯💜
Aldo90
Aldo90week 19
Oh aye pal, they look amazing. I love the uniform structure you've got. I'm more erratic in my approach, I'm trying I'll get there one day and be more neat lol. These look amazing I feel like I can smell them through the screen, i love the colours the lot since I last checked in these have ripened up nicely.
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Aldo90, Bend them over or, top twice if you have time with a veg space. Let the branches get thick and then trim them back so the foundation is nice and strong! 💜 I'm itching to start new plants.
Aldo90
Aldo90
@Jobbie, I've got loads left to in regards to getting as uniform as you pal lol. Doing fems on my next run, only done autos. My thinking is I do alot of training, fems will appreaciate that more than autos will.
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Aldo90, Thanks mate, really appreciate it. The uniform top is something I'm still perfecting, could have done with less tops, but you live and learn. 💜
Green_fiend
Green_fiendweek 18
Looking good brother, I wouldn't worry about it looking packed my tent must be designed for 2 ladies but I like to he greedy and I always put 3 in 😎😎😎 Happy holidays mate
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Green_fiend, Thanks friend! A little reassurance goes a long way. She seems happy enough, just waiting till the time is right to kill her and smoke her remains. Happy holidays! 💚
deFharo
deFharoweek 17
La planta tiene un aspecto escultural, tus historias no tienen precio! Feliz año nuevo!
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo, Thanks friend, I'm trying to shape the plant to have what it needs. 💚
GrowingGrannie
GrowingGrannieweek 11
You asked, in your question, about a pH meter... any one will do as long as you keep it calibrated. I use two - Vivosun and Apera - Vivosun is the one I actually use most often - I grow in DWC and measure twice daily so I calibrate it at least every other day.... they can go south on you without you realizing it. And Vivosun is much cheaper than Apera or Blue Lab ... good luck! My success in avoiding deficiencies greatly increased when I was finally able to accurately measure pH!
Jobbie
Jobbie
@GrowingGrannie, thanks for your advice Grannie! This is a part of growing I have been lucky to avoid till now, so it is something I now need to learn about. 💚
Ibanhead
Ibanheadweek 7
Goodluck with your grow bro!💪
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Ibanhead, thanks, I'm trying topping as opposed to big LST, so let's see what comes out. 💚💜
deFharo
deFharoweek 19
"how the hell did I end up here? Yet, here I am." 😁😁😁😁 Genial
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo, Short and sharp, most profound quotes are that way, so writing has gravitated towards the profound. 💜
deFharo
deFharo
@Jobbie, I like short sentences that express so much. Remember, the key word is quietude! 🤷‍♂️🖐️💃
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo, Honestly the story of my life, but when we learn to harness the flow of life instead of fighting it, we enjoy the journey and get where we want to be. 💚
deFharo
deFharoweek 4
Fantástico!! 😁😁😁 por fin, un cultivo de otro mundo en GD! 👽 Muchas gracias por el billete! 😉 Este mundo podrá sobrevivir sin Bill! Adelante!! 😎👍
deFharo
deFharo
@Jobbie, The path is made by walking!
Jobbie
Jobbie
@deFharo, it is everyone's goal to grow out of this world crop, so I decided to make it a full story.
Green_fiend
Green_fiendweek 19
👏👏👏👏 😎😎😎😎
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Green_fiend, Not long now, I'm going to try and write last week tomorrow and then Sunday will be my harvest post... maybe. 🤣✌️💚
PapaNugs
PapaNugsweek 18
Looking good and starting to get frosty! Good luck brother with the rest of flower! 💪💪🤞
Jobbie
Jobbie
@PapaNugs, Thanks brother! This was an experiment with growing techniques, did not disappoint as I have learnt loads! ✊💜
Ju_Bps
Ju_Bpsweek 17
Looking good 👊👨‍🌾🦔🦔 Best wish for the flowering 💐 🌲
Jobbie
Jobbie
@Ju_Bps, Thanks! Thismone is a bit of an experiment to see how ,uchni can get from my space. 💜