Overdosing Indica - Divine Seeds' Auto Overdose (A Noir Grow Detective's Log)

The Case of the Overdosing Indica: Act II - Week 9, The Plot Thickens (Like Smoke in a Speakeasy) Brandenburg's been a scorcher this week, thermometer pushing 25C like a dame with a hot tip. Imagine my surprise when Auto Overdose, bless her stubborn heart, decided to pick up the pace. Grew almost 10cm in a single week – seems this dame don't play by the usual rules. Had to give her the full Hollywood treatment this week. Leaves and shoots multiplying like rumours in a crowded bar, so I did some defoliating and mainlining. Think of it as a dame getting a makeover, focusing on her best features – those thick, strong branches that are gonna hold the real fireworks. But here's the rub, folks. Still no sign of those flowers. Starting to wonder if this dame's got a genetic stutter, or maybe this "auto" thing is just a tall tale spun by some two-bit seed salesman. Is this some kind of long con? Stay tuned, folks, the plot's getting thicker than the smoke in a backroom poker game, and the stakes are gettin' higher than yours truly with some Gelato in the sun.