TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough

Greetings my ganja gremlins, looks like you are wanting more of those crazy stories, to hear more of the wonderful adventures of everyone's favorite mad scientist, let us get ready for another episode of TFTC:The Dreaded Strawberry Cough, in partnership with Zamnesia seeds, the creators of fantastically maniacal strains. So my dope devils, on with the show. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) It wasn’t what I thought would happen, it certainly was not something I ever thought that my hands would ever do in my lifetime. It was a work that might carry some shame in the back of my head for a long time. Just imagine the feeling, to conspire, to plot and then to execute a great plan, but a plan you never wanted to do. I sat there, in my small bathroom at home, just thinking on the floor of my shower. Life is a simple and fragile thing, it can come and go with the same level of careless emotion, it is something that should be guarded, yet we all assume invincibility is the hidden talent school never taught us about. We are after all, invincible, each and everyone of us is, until we are not. Then you learn how easy the mask is pulled off and we find beneath it a weak, fragile being unable to save itself from itself, most of us die to our own bodies, it is the flesh, blood and bone that we are all shaped with that is the thing which will kill most people in the end. Live long enough and you will die from something that your body does, believe it or not, cancer is a shit show, but the horrible thing beneath all of the distance we try and create between our beloved shitty temples and that of the hideouse thing that kills so many, the horrible thing beneath all the propaganda around it, is that in the end our body does it, it is our body who fucks up, it is your own body who kills you. It kills you slowly, as though it is getting revenge on all the shit you did in the past, all the things we foolishly did in the throws of ecstasy caused by the belief that “we are invincible, so let's find the boundaries' '. I will share a story with you, once upon a time I stayed with a friend who has bad health, wee played video games for hours and hours, our norm would be caffeine, pizza, sweets and around three or four days of solid gaming with no real break, not even sleep. It was about three nights in and we found a game of bejeweled, so we played it for about five hours until we decided to see what other modes the game allowed. “Infinite Mode” was the one we tried, because surely nothing is infinite, surely there will be an end to this. We spent another several hours playing that game until we realized “maybe it said infinite for a reason”. Humans are like this, we challenge the very nature of the world, the very order of anything, just hoping to be the exception, what is worse is that there are people out there that are so closed and sheltered that this belief goes on for a very long time, they seem to think that the rules do not apply to them as they are a “success”, getting their start in life with a platinum pacifier. They see insecurity and doubt as weaknesses, not just the natural instinct one has when they have met their doom on more than one occasion, but manage to survive. The water in my shower was now going cold, I had been there so long that the hot water tank was draining, the apartment was like that, it did not have an electric shower. I did not mind the cold, I did not feel it as the water pooled around me and swirled around and then down the drain. People just don’t seem to realize most of the important lessons until it is too late, don’t play with fire, don’t eat poison, don’t spy on others, don’t treat people like shit, don’t try and destroy someone's work. They say it is always the least obvious person who is the most likely. The water was now clear, the red that diluted it had washed from my skin. It is dirty work disposing of a body so that no one can find it, but I was told there was three rules to life and I try to live by them: Treat others as you wish to be treated yourself, learn from your mistakes and don’t accept gifts from the unknown. If I was that colossal of a prick I would have wanted someone to kill me too. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) What fresh hell has our friend found himself in, we will have to wait until next week to find out. I am so happy that you joined me in the cupboard of catastrophes, we would also like to thank Zamnesia for their seeds, it is something I am very excited to try. If you wish to experience the madness and awesome mind which pours out ideas here, then use the secret code:ZAMMIGD2023 for a discount. Until next time, stay nasty! ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) ⚡🍓🔥ZAMNESIA SEEDS - STRAWBERRY COUGH AUTOMATIC🔥🍓⚡ Parents - Strawberry Fields x Haze x Ruderalis Genetics - Sativa-dominant Flowering Type - Autoflowering Flowering Time - 10-11 weeks from seed to harvest THC - 15% CBD - Low Height (Indoor) - 120cm Height (Outdoor) - 150cm Yield (Indoor) - 500-550 gr/m² Yield (Outdoor) - 100-150 gr/plant Sex - Feminized ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) Notes: Shit happens. Temperatures are a bit crazy, not easy keeping a small cupboard cold without AC. Flies seem to be going away, finding less and less of them (I discovered today that the soil had flies in it.) No sign of flowers yet, these are a longer growing time so not too worried at this point… but still a little worried.