TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough

Once again before me I see denizens of dopeland, the misfits of the world, the cultish cultivators. Welcome all to another episode of “TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough” with Zamnesia, the best place for all retail reprobates to get the best in seeds and sundry. Last episode was boring, let us hope that less happens in that variety, so now our demands have been voiced, on with the show! ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) Well It appears I have cracked it, the plants? No, they are just as utterly miserable as me, sustaining a weak existence of confinement with nothing to bloom about. Pretty sure that Susan at number 12 is having an affair with Brad at Number 5, but no worries, as Brad's wife Jen is having… lots of affairs. Jessica and Michael at 8 are on antidepressants, they just seem to always have that numb smile, not saying anything is wrong with using them, but as far as I can guess they are just miserable and using whatever they can not to face the pain they feel. That is my opinion anyway. Luke at number 2 I am pretty sure killed his wife, I saw him one night dragging some very heavy bags to the car, this was around midnight, then he sped off and returned three hours later. Definitely a killing happening there, maybe I could ask if he would do me too, not much happening in my life. If this goes on any longer I might have to try drinking alcohol like other people do… to excess. It is just a life of doing nothing, sitting here waiting for something to happen yet not willing to go out and make it happen, a life of delivery people, having everything brought to me on a silver platter. I will be honest, not sure about many of the rumors, but I know for a fact that Mike at 23 is even more lonely than myself, how do I know that? Well the issue with the suburbs is that all the houses pretty much look the same, the place is a maze of little streets everywhere, so yes, I accidently walked into his house, even though he has a CCTV camera at his front door, which was unlocked, yeah, the person bought a very expensive piece of equipment, yet refuses to use the standard home defense that everyone else uses. His house was a mess, it looks like he gets everything delivered, including large quantities of soda which he drinks while playing video games and eating delivered pizza. Not going to lie, sounds not bad, I might have to get some video games. After realizing my mistake, I left his house and rediscovered the location of my own. Patricia has been in touch, she said to sort my shit out and stop perving on the neighbors. Maybe she is right, maybe she isn’t, I will once I see what happens to the murderer…. I should get popcorn for that one. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) Would anyone like to sign my petition, could we get another writer here? This one has turned a glorious story of conquest and destruction into desperate housewives, some melodramatic suburban show trying to convince everyone that the people in the big houses have hard lives too, well you can shove your propaganda up your…. … Sorry for that, wrong blog post. Until next time, stay nasty and visit Zamneisa for more pep in your step. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) ⚡🍓🔥ZAMNESIA SEEDS - STRAWBERRY COUGH AUTOMATIC🔥🍓⚡ Parents - Strawberry Fields x Haze x Ruderalis Genetics - Sativa-dominant Flowering Type - Autoflowering Flowering Time - 10-11 weeks from seed to harvest THC - 15% CBD - Low Height (Indoor) - 120cm Height (Outdoor) - 150cm Yield (Indoor) - 500-550 gr/m² Yield (Outdoor) - 100-150 gr/plant Sex - Feminized ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) Notes: Yeah still nothing resembling flowers, so… What to do, Once the rest of the plants are done then they will have their time to shine. Sadly there are all sorts of issues that might crop up like big plants, small pots and everything else life throws at you. Might just fast forward this one and do the same with the rest of the posts and just write a few more posts cause not much happens and dropped the ball a little. You will see.