TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough

TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough Welcome back everyone, it is good to be back on the air after a short sabbatical. For your pleasure we have three features coming up: first is a double from the Closet, yes people of the ganja loving world, we are back in the closet to hear two separate stories about the eerie and horrifying experience of growing weed in a place ruled by prohibition and ignorance. In this instalment we will learn of a horrifying plot, a secret organization has gathered scientists to create the ultimate weapon, so we will join a story steeped in a realm of fear, madness and paranoia. Before that, we would like to thank Mars hydro for their patronage in our last diaries, now however, is the big announcement……..(drumroll).... We have a new Sponsor! This channel will now be sponsored by Zamnesia, the ultimate place for the best equipment any stoner needs in their life, however more on that later. Now, it is time for the show, so lights, camera and action as we take you on a trip to “Tales from the Closet: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough”. ======================================================================== Finally a place for my brilliance, finally a place where my mind can fully explore my every whim, here is a place where my genius would be appreciated. The CCC (yes a play on KKK) found me wallowing in viral botany, no one cares about plant viruses as they “do not jump species' ', this will be their fatal belief and deadly mistake. The CCC wants to find a way to localize the spread of viruses to target certain groups of people, most have gone down targeting peoples genes or work on specific contact release forms of a virus, my idea however, it is to use plants to spread a fatal virus, just think about it, being able to spread a plant in a specific area, it would in turn release toxins and kill the local population, the average person has no clue about local flora species, so it would be utterly invisible, the ultimate killer, even better, I will make it smell amazing and irresistible to peoples touch and desire to smell, who knows, with a delayed onset of the virus, maybe they will take them home to their children and elderly. First we must begin with creating a wonderful plant, one that will smell amazing and draw the eye, I found a company called “Zamnesia” that sells amazing weird and wonderful seeds , they had all sorts of seeds and their logo was a terrifying mask derived from some odd foreign culture, it had cough in the name, so I was sure it would be the perfect basis for a great killer plant. The seeds arrived and straight away I got to work. It needed to hatch so in the glass of water they went, soon my seeds will sprout and the work will begin. I am sure that soon the world will no longer scoff but cough my name. Soon, I shall spread the virus. ======================================================================== Thank you for tuning into our channel again, we hope you stay with the story as it promises an adventure that will never be seen again. Now more about our sponsor Zamnesia. 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On to the next story, or if you have already read the, good night and thank you for tuning in. ================================================================== ZAMNESIA SEEDS - STRAWBERRY COUGH AUTOMATIC: AN ENERGISING SATIVA Strawberry Cough Automatic ticks all of the important boxes with its prized genetics and respectable THC content of 15%. This sativa-dominant variety is the result of crossing the legendary Strawberry Fields and Haze, with a necessary addition of ruderalis genetics. An excellent choice for growers of all experience levels, Strawberry Cough Automatic thrives in various setups and is quite forgiving when it comes to cultivation. It's well-suited to SOG, where it can reach its full potential in terms of final yield. Plants are ready for harvest within weeks after seedlings sprout, which allows for quite a speedy turnaround. 10–11 weeks up to 450–550g/m² ======================================================================== Notes: I germinated seeds, method was floating in a shot glass, woop woop for the wee babies, first time getting drunk. They were very fast and popped in just over 24 hours, they were so fast I hadn’t even prepped my soil, then I found out that I did not have enough soil, however nothing will stop this virus, so the other two strains you will notice are under experimental conditions. Soil was prepped with Mykos and left damp for a while before planting. Thank you for reading, please tune in next week for more!