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TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough

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60x80x150 Piece of Broken Down Trash.
Indoor
Room Type
LST
weeks 4-9
Defoliation
weeks 5-8, 12-13, 23
Soil
Grow medium
12 L
Pot Size
1 L
Watering
Grow Conditions
Week 23
Flowering
63
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inch
Height
12 hrs
Light Schedule
12+ conditions after
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ml/gal
tsp/gal
1+ nutrients after
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Defoliation
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Jobbie Jobbie
a year ago
The Temple of Bloom It is time, let us play with the plot of the worst written scifi or whatever you want to call this, it has been dramatic at points, mostly confusing, very confusing, but what is not confusing is Zamnesia, their website has everything and it not confusing. So thank you to them for making the seeds simple and easy unlike the plot that someone forgot they were writing. So, on with the story, welcome back to “TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough” here is this weeks episode, I am sorry. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) The plan was to meet up at 10am and get started, the original hope was to be up before double figures and not have just stayed up all night. Despite not going to bed till 4am, right to the last closing of my eyes I felt confident that this was still the plan. Mike was going to get me up next day. It was 11am when my eyes opened, to say that I was experiencing anger was an understatement, this was meant to be a day of change, where the hell is MIke, isn’t he supposed to be there to help? At this rate we will be running around like crazy. First thing is first, coffee. Coffee done, cereal in bowl with milk and… morning shit time. Despite being a god of change (in my previous night's planning), I couldn't make it out the door before 12:30pm. The desire to do something feels like an elusive dream; forever so close in your head, but just out of reach with your fingers, a glimmer of something then, then, gone. Unlike a dream however, it didn’t get buried under a blanket of subconscious haze, it instead hid behind masses of anxiety that would array before me when my self imposed deadline(s) appeared, I had not left the street in several weeks. So I did the only thing that anyone would do, mach over to MIkes and demand an explanation as to why he was so lazy, secretly looking for some wisdom to fix my laziness, or to make me feel better about my own ineptitude to get things moving. After all, two legs are better than one when trying to get something moving. No confrontations as you probably guessed, instead, we just got ready and left with coffee, the place was open, we got what we needed, everything is now on track. Never at any point did we think “why are we doing this?” instead we just did, when something feels right no one questions it until it stops feeling right, which is why it is so easy to start things and not finish them, i guess, the feeling of novelty wears off, it stops feeling so right and just becomes a thing, then our mind will seek out something else to give that right feeling, that excitement, only to repeat the cycle, this is probably why failure is so addictive, there is always something new to start, always a new hobby out there, always a new project or… in my case a new town, a new neighbor and maybe some day a new career. Over the next few weeks the plants regained a little of the composure, but as we relayed information between people helping us and the project itself, they made those faces, the kind you expect when someone tells you the bad news. I mean, it will grow and finish, but it will be ugly. Part of me when walking away time after time from conversations where most people say just to kill the plants, shoot it dead, put it out of its misery, that failing feeling hits you. It doesn’t creep, it hits you like someone jumping out the dark on you, except worse, I fear failure. Failure is just a part of life, a part we hate, life is no cake where every part is good, instead it is more like a Christmas or thanksgiving dinner: there are things on the plate that you like, often things that you are not so interested in, however you can chew through the parts you do not like while looking at the parts you do, or you can mask the flavors with each other. Despite all of the negative feedback we decided to press on, there was something in us now that we wanted to cling to, a purpose, to finish these f***ing plants. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) Well that was less painful than the rest, seems like the story is going somewhere now, the writers are likely to be going to the unemployment line, do not feel that all those strikes were worthwhile. Thank you Zamnesia for your love and patience, sorry that this takes so long, if you didn't know already, our writers are useless. Join us next week for… Fml we are harvesting, he really did hit fast forward. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) ⚡🍓🔥ZAMNESIA SEEDS - STRAWBERRY COUGH AUTOMATIC🔥🍓⚡ Parents - Strawberry Fields x Haze x Ruderalis Genetics - Sativa-dominant Flowering Type - Autoflowering Flowering Time - 10-11 weeks from seed to harvest THC - 15% CBD - Low Height (Indoor) - 120cm Height (Outdoor) - 150cm Yield (Indoor) - 500-550 gr/m² Yield (Outdoor) - 100-150 gr/plant Sex - Feminized ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) Notes: Shit happens, they are miserable and poorly taken care of, sorry plants I do love you but life happens and we learn from the bad or we die. Talking of that, next week it is your turn to take the big old dirt nap… well, more of a joint nap, a nap in my cupboard, slowly dried until I can smoke you and smile. Added another light to cover everything, including the plants I was growing cause I got bored, these grew big but they didn't seem to bulk up, likely because I didn't practice good trimming.
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Patricia_Zamnesia
Patricia_Zamnesiacommentedweek 02 years ago
Again, I will follow with joy! 💙🌱happy growing
BudBoutique
BudBoutiquecommenteda year ago
@Patricia_Zamnesia, 💚💚💚
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Patricia_Zamnesia, Ha! yes they are, and yes I am, they do not seem to be around much, but I do see some evidence of leaves being chewed, luckily these are autos so will be done before anything bad happens... I hope. You are a main character! Hope you can handle the spot light.
Patricia_Zamnesia
Patricia_Zamnesiacommented2 years ago
@Jobbie, I certainly do!! It is an honor to be in one of your fantastic stories. I do hope you get rid of those pesty bugs, those little buggers are a pain in everyone's "bud's". 🌱💙
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Anonymous_2022
Anonymous_2022commentedweek 02 years ago
Wishing you big trees buddy 👍
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Anonymous_2022, I currently have a plant in a small cupboard I converted, no diary just wanted to experiement, but I thought it was an auto seed, was not an auto seed, 6 weeks flower in a 45x55cm space is a bit tight lol.
Anonymous_2022
Anonymous_2022commented2 years ago
@Jobbie, 😂😂 Nope your not wrong .. first time for everything i guess 😎👌👍
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Anonymous_2022, NOOOOO! Why would you put that hurt on me? I have no space for something so big, bet no one has ever said that to you before? 😉😘
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommentedweek 02 years ago
Happy growing!! 💚 💨 Nice design, buddy!!
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@SlowpokeFuegobud, Thanks Poke, just trying to make something a bit different, give folks a rest and a wee trip.
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@SlowpokeFuegobud, Thanks bud! I am loving the creative process :)
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommentedweek 02 years ago
Best wishes for your new grow my friend! 💪
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Sour_D, Thanks SD, hoping to not kill them.
Ju_Bps
Ju_Bpscommentedweek 02 years ago
Good luck buddy 👨‍🌾🌲
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Ju_Bps, Thanks Ju, Much appreciated friend! ❤️
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommentedweek 32 years ago
Glad you caught the little buggers early, looking healthy buddy! 😎
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@Sour_D, The fight continues, but there will be only one winner.
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommentedweek 5a year ago
Nice one! 💚 💨
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@SlowpokeFuegobud, Again, why thank you, 💚 💨 pass the dutchy!
deFharo
deFharocommentedweek 5a year ago
Fantástico alegato por la libertad!! 👍
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@deFharo, rise, resist, rebel!
Patricia_Zamnesia
Patricia_Zamnesiacommentedweek 42 years ago
🤣🤣You have captured patricia perfectly... Like you have known her for years. Still love to read all your diaries. It feels like a break during office hours. Keep up this wonderful writing, and I have to mention, the little ladies look very good. 😍It is obvious you put a lot of love in them. 🌱💙
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@Patricia_Zamnesia, Thank you for your lovely message, to me it is important to use all sources of inspiration. I am meaning to do more writing when I get a chance, like... proper writing, I will even edit it and do drafts, but that is a future project. I love the plants, they are what keep me sane...r. If you have any other ideas or thoughts just give me a message, thanks.
deFharo
deFharocommentedweek 7a year ago
And if they want to know about your past, it is necessary to tell a lie, say that you come from there, from a strange world, that you do not know about pain and that you have never cried. 🤷‍♂️
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@deFharo, I am an Alien!
KelsOGrows
KelsOGrowscommentedweek 5a year ago
Lookin good mate 👊
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@@KelsOGrows, Thanks Kels, We can only but try our best, then into fates hands we leave the rest.
XII_XII_MrGreen
XII_XII_MrGreencommentedweek 5a year ago
Nice diary my friend, you really made it you're own thing! 😃💚👊
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@XII_XII_MrGreen, Thanks buddy, I just wanted to take it away from the scientific scope and add a little creativity, try and represent the plant and what it can do for us in fun light. Thanks for reading! 💚
Ju_Bps
Ju_Bpscommentedweek 5a year ago
Looking good 👨‍🌾🌲
deFharo
deFharocommentedweek 11a year ago
Don't step on my garden! 💃 Am I in the wrong place? 🤷‍♂️
deFharo
deFharocommenteda year ago
@Jobbie, lo se! 🖐️🤓
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@deFharo, You are always welcome here!!
Lemonhazelover
Lemonhazelovercommentedweek 10a year ago
Happy growing and good luck buddy ☘️
Lemonhazelover
Lemonhazelovercommenteda year ago
@Jobbie,💚
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@Lemonhazelover, I just hope that the luck will continue, thank you for your support, means a lot! 💚
BudBoutique
BudBoutiquecommentedweek 10a year ago
What an great grow so far - good job and well done 🤝 Happy Growing & cant wait for your upcoming weeks 🌱 Cheers, Bud Boutique 👩‍🌾
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@BudBoutique, Thanks Bud, I am looking forward to writing more and getting these stories written up, there are more waiting to happen :) 💚
Ju_Bps
Ju_Bpscommentedweek 24a year ago
Congrats on the chop 👨‍🌾🌲✂️