TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough

Hello my fiendish friends of the funky lettuce, welcome back to my closet, the place of evil intent and dastardly dreams, we hope you are unwell and most of all, we hope you have checked out Zamnesia and found yourself a new experiment for your laboratory, we promise there is something there for everyone. We hope you are ready for this week's episode of “TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough”, if not, too bad! Let us plunge into his world of sinister plots and see what has been happening in the CCC. ======================================================================== Just a day like any other, it starts off early when I go and check the plants; they have grown, they are much taller but not yet, developing the way I had hoped due to their lack of leaves. Who knows, think about this later, it is morning… I think. The underground facility has made a mess of my body clock, either way, I need coffee. Any great voyage in life should not be done with the desire to return as the same person. Certainly in the short period of time having been here it feels like I have changed, it isn't that my desire to destroy has changed, just been dampened, mostly because Dave is a dick head, an insufferable pompous prick who does nothing but complain, no worries though, his time will come.. Some day, when these bloody plants grow. The two plants have had their plastic cup cover taken off of them, however with the tight space I am forced to work in, they are also drying out, humidity is low and heat is high, lethal combination for my lovely plants, the one that was a bit odd has started to straighten out, yes my beauty, play pretend that nothing was ever wrong and you are secretly broken from the start, just grow and be ready to show your genius. Due to the dam situations I have taken to spraying them more often, this has caused them to fall over. soon I shall figure out how to support my plants, get them growing at full speed despite the terrible conditions in which we find ourselves, then we shall not be the ones to suffer, it shall be everyone else, long gone will these days of dry air and small work space, soon it will be a paradise of my choosing, soon people will look to me with terror and awe. Light intensity has increased to 25%. The stretch the plants were facing might have been from lack of light, I will increase soon again, and move the light higher so that the plants have the sky to grow into, yes plants, hear me? I will give you all the sky you need, now just give me the world in return, grow damn you, Grow! There is a world of earth, a planet with people needing not be be here anymore, you and I, we are the same, we will consume it all! ======================================================================== That was short and bitter, much like my acting career, who knew being the face for lemons would be a dead end, probably why the only gig I could get next was voice overs for a cheap studio no one knows about. Thank you for joining us, without you I would not be here, and without Zamnesia there would be no story, so use the code: ZAMMIGD2023 and spice up your life with something different. Thank you once again for joining us, until next week, stay wicked my weed worshippers. ======================================================================= ZAMNESIA SEEDS - STRAWBERRY COUGH AUTOMATIC Parents - Strawberry Fields x Haze x Ruderalis Genetics - Sativa-dominant Flowering Type - Autoflowering Flowering Time - 10-11 weeks from seed to harvest THC - 15% CBD - Low Height (Indoor) - 120cm Height (Outdoor) - 150cm Yield (Indoor) - 500-550 gr/m² Yield (Outdoor) - 100-150 gr/plant Sex - Feminized ======================================================================== Notes: Not growing terribly well, maybe I expect too much from the plants, but by the end of week two I was expecting a bit more growth, however I am happy as this is a learning curve and I am hoping to come out the other side a better grower, maybe I care too much, as the water amounts have been rather large. The light has been increased in intensity and the light moved higher, nutrition is going to be something added to soon, no need to add too much, but just trace amounts. I haven't been measuring PH of my solution, will look to do that next week as the nutrients are increased.