The First Ladiez

Mon Aug 30 2021 - D36V - Watered em, watched em, loved em. Can't do much more, and I know they'll give me all that love back in the end. Also, fed them some plant food, which is admittedly, not romantic. One more week of Veg until they go to 12/12. Tues Aug 31 2021 - D37V - Opened the door and the plants were smiling, I swear. That also could have been a dream.... Anyway..... The plants looked in a gay mood. I noticed a gnat in the box, but the plants don't seem to mind it. I've read a garlic/ginger spray takea care of most critters, so Imma try that. God may love all the creatures but there may ONLY BE FOUR IN THE PDRB [SLAMS FIST ON EVERY SYLLABLE] [Smiles] Wed Aug 32 2021 - D38V - Jk, it's Sept. 01 - Bippity, boppity, boop, these plants 'gun get some fish poop! All is well in this box! Thu Sep 2 2021 - D39V - [Personal day] Fri Sep 3 2021 - D40V - I opened the door and Helen farted....I swear, it wreaked of O.....I, I could smell it.......[whimpers, walks away] The plants got watered last night after a moderate 2 day drought. They all look happy, healthy, green AF, and I am switching to 12/12 on Monday. Viva Jackie O!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Sat Sept 4 2021 - D41 - I may need to go 12/12 1 day early, these plants are big! All is well in the PDRB, for there is only never-ceasing joy! Dirt, fake light, fake C02, fake breezes, real results 😂 Sun Sep 5 2021 - D42 - Last day under 18-6 before the flick to 12-12. I would want uno mas week for Dolley, and while time is a concept, space in the PDRB is limited, and Babs and Michelle want all of it! Glorious false light!