The First Ladiez

Mon Dec 06 2021 - D133-91F - I can't get over Helen, she went ham on this whole new flower thing Tue Dec 07 2021 - D134-92F - So, I have noticed older leaves on the flowers are dry. I'm going ti attempt to prune em at some point, while the plants live. I know, the intrigue, oh the intrigue. Can't stress this any harder, not a scientist-man....also, thank you to the Greatest Generation, and to all our vets out there, regardless of choice of service, or your feelings afterward, you're greatly appreciated for protecting my right to post absolute nonsense. Wed Dec 08 2021 - D135-93F - Smoke report and weight update: Helen - Smoke - Very mellow, with very strong couch lock vibes, which is where I always wind up after this strain. Floral and sweet on smell n' taste - Weight - I've been smoking for about a week now, but dry weight at 3 weeks was over an ounce (34g if my memory serves me) with more to come! Dolley - Smoke - Mellow, somewhat sweet, very heavy body feel, not much up top. - Weight - Again, have been smoking, but was 28g, with, again, more to come! Michele - Smoke - Queen of head highs, holy moly roly poly! This smoke hits hard and fast, and very much slows me mentally. Tastes of mint and pine strongly, with same smell. - Weight - Total harvest on Michele was roughly 40g, with a late harvest jar set aside (a lot of purple on the buds, beautiful coloration at harvest). I hit my 1 ounce goal on these three, with probably 1/2oz more to go from Dolley and Helen. [Jump High Fives air aggresively] Tried all three together. Don't do that... Thu Dec 09-11 2021 - D136-94F to D138-96F - Not sure hoe these two are doing this, but they are both refattenin' These fatties will sing, or fail all else, I can serenade you all with my dulcet-baritone, ohh yeah baby. Sun Dec 12 2021 - D139-97 - 30 days in a month, divded by 139, carry the numbers, and I suck at math! Jk about that whole 5 months nonsense, it was 4. I broke Helens new main cola and it don't appear to br recoverin none, so off it goes! Dolley is the dark lordess, but moreso this time based on color. Speaking of, I had some of Dolley's intetmediate harvest from day one-hundid-something and it tastes like cake. The key is to wait for the purps, and also, I'm going down for a nap. Good day! ...I said "Good Day" sir.... ...sir, madame, proper they, has the concept not occurred to you that I am saying good day so that you may sufficiently stop reading this nonsensical raving of a madman lunatic! GOOD DAY SIR, MADAME, PROPER THEY! PDRB 🤙🤘👍