The First Ladiez

Mon Oct 25 2021 - D92-50F - I chopped somma' the corn from Michelle, and lo' and behold; she ain't quite there yet. She's got, like 7 more days. What science did I use to come to this determination? The science of NUNYA! As in, Nunya + Fucking = My Business [Kevin Hart stares you into oblivion] Tue Oct 26 2021 - D93-51F - Babs gets the chop today. I'm going to take samples from Dolley and Helen as well! Maniacal laugh.....MANIACAL LAUGH! Wed Oct 27 2021 - D94-52F - RIP Babs. She wad named My Boy Blue, until I realized she was destined to be a chick. Then, in a fit of "what-did-the-slap-happy-fightin'-chimps" come up with, I settled on Barbara Bush after doing a Google search of, and believe you me, "lady, blue" and wham! Old Babs was the first name to drop. I'm telling you all of this like it matters. It does not. Good day. Thu Oct 28 2021 - D95-53 - It's like they don't even know their friend was....MURDERED! [lightning strikes, thunder claps] What kind of plant doesn't weep sweet, sweet tears of sap?!? Some kind of monster plants that's who! Which, I guess given the tight confines, would make this a Monster Mash.... [Still smiling quite smugly] IT WAS A MONSTAH MASH! Fri Oct 29 2021 - D96-54 - [Girl from Ipanema plays on grammaphone] Mental health day Sat Oct 30 2021 - D97-55 - ["Let It Happen" by Tame Impala plays on the grammaphone (I like em, like a modern day Moody Blues vibe)] They all get haircuts tonight! And I will not be dressed as Edward Scissorhands, more a Batman kinda Burton film fella'. That's it, git on now! Git! But, com'n back! But then, git again! Mich - 35g wet Helly - 12g wet Dolls - 15g wet Zun Okt 31 2021 - D98-56F - Guten tag. Das ist alles. [Screams all of the preceding in something approaching a German accent]