The First Ladiez

Mon Nov 1 2021 - D99-57F - Another month, come and gone, one thing consistent all along: time. We never have enough of it, even when we do, and sometimes, we just want to stop it and hold a moment. But, these plants, like time, only go one direction....until some raving-mad-lunatic swoops in with a pair of clippers and takes a snapshot of that plant in time, to let it age, and ultimately, smoke it up! Maintenant, en avant! The first bit of Michele chopped on D92 is in a big jar, and will be joined shortly by the stuff harvested on Saturday. Some hearty, healthy, dry-as-fuck Canadian air is rarefying for my drying box which was at 60%, is now at 40%. The ladiez in the PDRB are jammin' and hammin' out to the new dryness. Death to the moistness! Also, death to mature looking buds, some dicin' and slicin' goin' down the lane....godammit, I've Walt-Clyde-Frazier'd myself again. The man has a way with words that is unparalleled. Like, Morgan Freeman or Liam Neeson's voice. Or like God's voice (which I am 99% certain is James Earl Jones)....anyway, onward! Tue Nov 2 2021 - D100-58F - Keepin' it 💯 on day 100 in this box! 🎊🎉 Partial harvest on Helen, 40g wet. Her main cola is still coming in, so I spared that portion the chop. Big Bud is an apt name; these things are CHONKY. Call Camplbell's! Call the Mayor! Call the Gov'na! Call El Presidente! Call everyone! Leave voicemails! Keep it short! I mean, I'm not paying by the minute, but don't waste my time with some rambling non-sense! [Raises fist in air] Ya! Michelle is sticky, Helen is sticky, Dolley's dark AF and sticky. This box would slap, but it would get stuck together. I might get addicted to using me microscope. <3 Wed Nov 3 2021 - D101-59F - Whole lotta nuttin' Thu Nov 4 2021 - D102-60F - Michele is aging beautifully, Helen's two main colas are just massive, Dolley is Queen of the darkness; they all get chopped tonight, leaving as many viable bud sites as possible. Death (and eventually smoke) becomes them. Fri Nov 5 2021 - D103-61F - Will I cut them tonight? Did I say I would cut them like 5 days ago? Maybe, maybe, but, But, BUT, But, but...I'm (A) Lazy MFer and (B) In a benevolent glorious leader of the PDRB granting life and false light to all! Also, I keep watering them, and they keep diggin it, and they keep chonkin out, so who am I to end the party? That wouldn't be very Mr. 305 of me, now would it? Would it? I'm seriously asking. ..... [Crashing noises behind a door] [Man, enters, stares like a deer in headlights] [He swings his head and you see the majestic antlers] For my next grow: Crown Royale - Crop King Seeds (via Rocket Seeds) Wedding Cake - Barney's Farm LSD - Barney's Farm (SUBJECT TO CHANGE) (A chemistry occurs, and a change a happens, saving the Sour Deez for my Spring grow) 0611052021D10462F - Trying to save....something. Smoked that early cut from Dolley and it is cake, cake, cake 👏👏👏 50g wet offa Mich, potential mold sighting 🏀🏈 (balls) Sun Nov 7 2021 - D105-63F - Haven't really given deez ladiez a look over yet. I believe I may have had a spot of powdery mildew on Michele, but it was localized to a very specific site. I checked the same nug over again, pulling the flowers apart to let air in, and nada. Maybe, Michele was making a pearl...I'm not insane, hahaha, no, you....anyway, will report back with more sometime in the future (if I did it it the present I would have to keep going forever and my brain space would flux capacitate into jelly; c'mon, the past, really, who am I, "Doc" (if you don't get the reference, fade out))