The First Ladiez

Mon 13 Sep 2021 - D50-8F - Was away 2 days but the plants went 3 without water. Well, those roots went deep, those babes went to the light, and now I'm going to be doing major LST all week. They all get some fish bone meal [smiles like Willem Dafoe in that gif, you know, that one gif, where he smiles like a crazy fellah? Good times] [stares at nothing] ...... ARE YOU NOT MILDLY ENTERTAINED? Honestly, I'm asking for a friend..... ...... [Meme] ....... And we're back. Everything's fine, we're fine. How are you? Tues 14 Sep 2021 - D51-9F - So, I read before, that when plants recover fully from a topping, it will show. Welp, whoever said that, is right (and can suck it because I forgot this happens but I'm not conceding it's me; it's you(them?)). Anyway, I need to get creative, and hope they're done growing, but seeing as they aren't even in full flower yet on 3 of the 4, I may have a problem, Houston. Problem solvers, assemble! [Blows horn, gets "into it" with neighbor over why anyone owns a horn in 2021; majesty, bitches, that's why]. Has this all gone to hell? Will Helen slow the fuck down? Was Babs an Auto? Stay tuned, for no answers to any of these questions! Wed 15 Sep 2021 - D52-10F - So. Google is a dangerous tool. I'm pretty sure, much like in "Game Night" that if needed, I could find out how to perform minor surgery; always keep chard handy for decontaminating the wound. I learned about HST and supercropping (again, I've read about them before, but like my German I don't use it much, so I kinda forgot about them) and how they can not only improve yield, but help with tight spaces. I know I'm in flower for 2 weeks now, but the one plant not getting any work is Babs; Michelle, Helen, and Dolley all got the HST treatment. I am hoping that joy prevails in the box, and in order to encourage good order and joy, I have also fed the plants some Coast of Maine Fish Meal (ground up fish bones, just like no ones anything ever made...) I am hoping that I didnt (1) Kill them (2) Herm them (3) disturb the harmony within the PDRB. Fake light. Fish bone meal. H2O. Bendy-Crackies. JOY. PDRB APPROVES YOU! Thu 16 Aug 2021 - D53-11F - The bendy breakies have not broken and of the ladies! Fri 17 Aug 2021 - D54-12F - Michelle winked at me [wakes up]....huh? Sat 18 Aug 2021 - D55-13F - The ladies are all recovering from their HST quite well. Got some water, all is well. Sun 19 Aug 2021 - D56-14F - All is well in my box [stares intently, a silent tear rolls down my left cheek, a smile cracks my lips, a tree somewhere falls, this goes on far too long] The ladiez are all gorgeous. Babs buds are getting big, and alliteration aside [...] lookin' sexy. Helen and Michelle are both in flower, and Dolley looks like she'll be right behind them. This box is a wonderland.