In the closet with two strains

People of every place on the gender spectrum! Come one, come all, come and see the show you have all been waiting for, the talk of the Internet... well among like 3 people. Come and see the fantastic show we have planned for you this magical week. After a short hiatus due to...*cough, monitory issues, we are back to entertain you again! This week, we have a news segment read to you by the anchor of this show, and not just because he is holding us all back, the one, the only, Jobbie! After the announcements we will stop in to see Jeff on Bud watch, where we will find out what is happening in our favourite and only room. Then we will visit the King of diet and nutrition, though you would never know it, yes, Dave the Dish will take us through what the plants have been eating. Our friend Weather Wendy will blow through to explain the weather patterns to us. Lastly we will have a visit from the very special Yogi Bogie! Without further ado, let us get on with week 14 of "In the Closet with Two Strains"... wait a second, four weeks veg, ten to eleven weeks flower... WHAT THE HELL IT IS ALMOST... Jobbie: thank you mysterious voice from on high whom we have not ever identified and is likely replaced often without anyone knowing. My name is Jobbie and here is your news this evening, morning, afternoon or night. We were going to be announcing the new show, it was going to be spectacular, however, due to my over excitement and just general stupidity, the stars of thisnupcoming drama are now dead, OGKZ, if you are up there, we are sorry, you were meant to live a full life of stardom, but mistakes were made such as planting too early before they had sprouted properly. Ofc I am forced to say this by the lawyers after we had to pay huge amounts of money out to the families. In other news, we are sorry to bring you the announcement of a dear friend of the show having to move on from the cultivation world, AsNoriu will be missed by many due to his insight, kindness and brilliant journals, we hope he comes back soon. With all this sadness it is time for some hope, we will be releasing a new show soon as the seeds are in the glass, this new studio, due to... financial complications and a lack of faith in me, will be managed and directed by Bondage Barbara. So stay tuned for this thrilling ride. Lastly in the news today, it is almost harvest time! FINALLY! And with that we will cut to Jeff in the budroom for an update! How's it looking in there buddy? Jobbie it is looking good, thank you! Buds are big and smelly, the way we all want them. One slight irregularity we have noticed however is that some of the buds have a spherical pattern to the shape, with almost a ball like consistency much like a raspberry, ofc, the thing we all wonder is that if it has balls, is there a dick? If anyone is a dick spotting or ball observer please let us know if we have messed this up. We all remember the last time we got trapped in a tight space with a hermi... will never be the same again. Jobbie: I shudder to think so please, stop there. Now on to nobodies favourite character, it is Dave the Dish. Thank you Jobbie, don't know what crap you said to me as no one listens when you speak. After the last few weeks of fattening, yes ladies and gents, with harvest looming we pushed the nutes, maybe a little too hard, but we all want the fattest of fat buds, top heavy plants with stick thin stalks that are anatomically impossible and leads to a life of back ache, just for our pleasure. Now that the last bulk is done, they will go back to starving as nature intended, to remind remind of their imminent deliciouse demise. Jobbie: thanks for that reminder, I need to get new health insurance... and if we had money a new cast member to replace Dave. After that shocking and rather unhealthy experience for us and the plants, it is now time for Wendy to update us on the weather. Well it is hot, not as hot as what Barbara told me would be happening to this studio... for one I cannot wait to see what she has planned for Dave. The humiliation... I mean humidity is at safe levels but the heat once again is an issue and is likely the cause for the current state of the plants, just if I could find a decent weather front to bring in from a cooling device, please let me know what would be a good swap cooler, thank you. Now back to Jobbie who lacks the spherical proportions of the plants. Jobbie: I have no idea what that means... so Wendy, can you tell me what Barbara has in store for me? Wendy: haha, she is going to make you the woman you were always born to be. Jobbie: well that's, eh, nice of her. Moving swiftly on, it is time for Yogi Bogie with some words of encouragement to calm my... our anxiety. Everything in life should be seen as a journey, each journey has a unique set of circumstances that will shape the entity who travels on that path. If you look at plants or animals, they are a combination of all the factors that over their journey have made them up, you can see the nutrients and experiences that have helped them grow, the ones that have damaged them and the events that may have broken them or made them stronger. When coming to the end of any journey it is important to savoir the final few steps, as this journey will never be taken again, it will always be a different experience, so take care, breath in and breath out, finish the journey! Thank you Yogi, as always we enjoy your sage and rather odd advice. Cannot wait to see what Barbara does to him. Well folks that is all, we have fattened up those buds, we have fought the elements themselves, the time draws near and we are all filled with excitement. Next week, look out for the first episode of our new show as this one winds down and soon we will be saying good bye for the last time in this studio. To all the people of the ganja globe, have a great time and get high! Clip notes: temperatures are high, constantly have fans running to keep cool, some of the buds have a ball like formations on them, hoping to push across the finishing line and harvest next week, new show is coming up after I completely screwed up the last germination.