TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough

Once again friends, you join me in my den of sin and splifs, it is delightful isn't it? Sadly you are here to see “TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough” brought to you by Zamnesia, a place where you will not be disappointed by what is offered… Unlike some places, I mean, why do I get up for this? Without further preamble, let us delve into the closet once more. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) Mike and I continued hanging out. It was just a nonstop cycle of wake, hang out, eat, sleep, repeat. We had gotten on for a few weeks and found that we had a few things in common, not video games, they were fun and everything but not my skill set, even though I do play them now. We both love different things, but have the same geeky obsession: he is into computers, I am interested in plants. One day while we were watching a documentary on the couch eating cereal for dinner, he turns to me and asked with a sly look “Do you smoke?” It took me a second to respond as we had spent a lot of time together, he had never seen me smoke, or maybe this was his way of getting me to smoke, is this going to be some sort of social pressure to get me to smoke a cigarette… I barely drink! “No, cigarettes are disgusting, why?” I said after a second's thought. “No not cigarettes, you know… smoke *wink wink” Why do people often say wink when winking, do people not understand what facial movement means? I looked around, old habits kicking in with my deep suspicions. “You mean drugs?” I almost whispered it, the complete irrational fear that someone would be listening in, that he was a cop or a hidden CCC operative trying to get me, then the whole absurdity of it kicked in. Awaiting a response from him in the gap gave me time to notice his facial expression, it was the same one kids get when told Santa is not real: mouth parted, eyes squinting, forehead creased and eyes darting on instinct to different sides of the brain, almost as though both sides were firing neurons back and forward asking “was it you who f***ed up or me?” “Friend you look like the first time you realized that your parents were lying to you about Santa”. He closed his mouth but the other expressions remained, the state of utter incredulity. “Why do you often smell of weed?” Sometimes in life you get asked questions, these questions will cause that brain of yours to freak out. I had spent some time with Mike, he was not an idiot, he was also street smart in a way, well, he would know what weed smells like. Then my brain panics wondering who else could smell this, was I to be raided, what if the cops wanted to come and take me away. Wait no, it is legal in this part of the country. Then I remembered the plants I am still growing. Probably should have just binned them… were they weed plants? So I took him into the basement and showed them in the tent, I said “doubt they are weed plants, the packaging said Marijuana.” He looked at me sideways. “You know that is Weed right?” Mike did it in a nice way, where people don’t wait for an answer as they were wanting to inform you rather than make fun of you, whilst also making it obvious that this is common knowledge. “Yeah these are weed plants, but from what I know about plants they are unhappy” he said while looking at them. “I know, I am something of a botanist. Can I tell you a secret?” “Yeah man ofc, who am I going to tell?” After a second I began to explain to him about my background, a sheltered life, all the shit with the CCC, you name it. Also about the plants. Mike was not sure whether he was excited or scared, it is odd how people from the “normal” life freak out about the outsiders, it is a mixture of apprehension and fascination, it is like the first meeting with some other life form, or going diving for the first time, it is like a new world you get to explore. For him anyway, for me it was just answering embarrassing questions. We decided to fix the plants, it was legal where we were, so a trip to the hydro store and some research was in order, from what we had found out that day the plants were starting to flower, they needed attention stat, so we drew up a plan, get up early and go get it done. Let us see who has two dicks now life? ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) What a surprise, just never could have seen that massive reveal coming, the plants are weed, what a weird coincidence folks, that's it, you have it, the genius writers came up with something you would never have guessed. Thank you for Zamnesia’s charity giving the writers seeds to make up stories about, at this point their actions cannot be called anything other than charity, like giving an alcoholic money, it is the right thing to do, but doubtful they will buy a balanced meal with it. Join us next week for more of…. This. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) ⚡🍓🔥ZAMNESIA SEEDS - STRAWBERRY COUGH AUTOMATIC🔥🍓⚡ Parents - Strawberry Fields x Haze x Ruderalis Genetics - Sativa-dominant Flowering Type - Autoflowering Flowering Time - 10-11 weeks from seed to harvest THC - 15% CBD - Low Height (Indoor) - 120cm Height (Outdoor) - 150cm Yield (Indoor) - 500-550 gr/m² Yield (Outdoor) - 100-150 gr/plant Sex - Feminized ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) Notes: Yeah read last week.