TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough

Welcome denizens of dope, come into my closet where we will discuss evil deeds and the desire to stick a fork into a person's eye or tie their shoelaces together when no one is looking. Stay while the next episode of “TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough” unfolds before you like a viper ready to strike a fatal wound, but before you shake of your mortality, before the final curtain drops, don’t be caught dead without growing a plant or ten, use the code ZAMMIGD2023 for a discount at Zamnesia, get growing, get creating and add something green to the world instead of being the parasite that only takes, after all, what is death without life. Enjoy the show! ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) It has been a while, but the work continues as the plants just continue to grow, most of the other scientists seem to have been hitting brick walls with their research, which meant that for some reason their vehicles have also been hitting brick walls on the street, confining them to the failure of death at the hidden hands of their employers, it seemed that my work was reaching prominence, other people were starting to take notice, even Dave. Out the corner of my eye I often see white coats buzzing around my office, even when I am working I can feel their eyes upon me, greedy little eyes peering with envy at the magnificent work my hands are performing. There is a simple solution to the fear that is people trying to steal of sabotage me, sprays. It is amazing what a smell can do for people, I spray the plants and my office with a chemical cleaner, no worries for me as I lost my sense of smell years ago in an unfortunate accident where in an attempt to identify a liquid, having been challenged by a peer: being told to try and identify it, and that I would need to take a big deep breath due to the faintness of odour, I had taken a massive sniff of ammonia, if you do not know what that smells like, just imagine the odd smell old urine has, that horrible smell close to eucalyptus, but disgusting. Funny thing about Ammonia is that it will burn, and so it burnt most of my smell receptors. Now any strong smell is just a faint whisper to my nose. So, I use something that does not harm the plant, my nose doesn’t register it and makes others feel utterly repulsed. This was not full proof, most scientists stayed away, the smell helped but also the logic that anything which had such a terrible odour would be useless in attracting human proximity. There were a few that were not fooled however, these I might have to deal with in another way. Since my fateful meeting with Patricia, she kept in contact with me, sending emails to me via the intranet they had installed here; apparently the security was more focused in outside interference, so when you set up an email within the system that she could access anywhere, there was no real way for them to discover this. She continued to send persuasive arguments to stop my work, to be fair she was also having the best of the argument so far as my employers had begun their incendiary process of making redundancies, it definitely made a new light of getting fired. The question remained; how do I become famous if I just walked away, how do I get what I want? Sometimes I wished that there was a gardener looking after me, someone who kept pests away, someone who would happily feed me and look after my growth and train me… yes train, I am now training my plants so that they would be even more appealing, also to keep them smaller as to not raise any more awareness by growing monsters… after all that was the scientist three doors down who was doing that, or at least he was trying to now that he only has 4 fingers and a thumb left. My care of the plant led me to begin cutting some unwanted leaves or branches off, just a few, but it led me to think about where I was spending my energy, what in my own life needed cutting away so that things would be better. Maybe we all need to cut things off. The plant is continuing to grow, yet it still shows no flowers. Watching something living grow up and develop has began to make me feel connected, even attached to the plant, is this normal? Maybe others were capable of feeling these emotions, maybe others would want to continue feeling them in the future, maybe some people deserved to live and maybe, some people didn’t. ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) A difficult decision indeed, what would you pick if you had the power of life and death over a multitude of scummy humans? I know what I would choose, can you guess my decision? Yes of course it is torture. Why end suffering when you can prolong it. If you are suffering in life at the moment, then here is something to make life a little better, Zamnesia has a plant for everything you need to help, they also have this secret access code: ZAMMIGD2023 for a discount, which is nice considering staying alive (medical care) is the number 1 cause of bankruptcy in the USA. Until next time my friends, sweet dreams! ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) ⚡🍓🔥ZAMNESIA SEEDS - STRAWBERRY COUGH AUTOMATIC🔥🍓⚡ Parents - Strawberry Fields x Haze x Ruderalis Genetics - Sativa-dominant Flowering Type - Autoflowering Flowering Time - 10-11 weeks from seed to harvest THC - 15% CBD - Low Height (Indoor) - 120cm Height (Outdoor) - 150cm Yield (Indoor) - 500-550 gr/m² Yield (Outdoor) - 100-150 gr/plant Sex - Feminized ((=-{💡}x{🌱}x{🔬}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{☣️}x{☠️}x{🎄}x{☠️}x{☣️}x{}x{🌿}x{}x{🔬}x{🌱}x{💡}-=)) Notes: This plant is taking a bit of time to flower, the other who have started, this one seems to be doing its own thing and as such has been the main focus of my attention with regards to defoliation, I am taking off lower branches as from experience they sap lots of energy and produce shit, so off with them. They are thirsty and happy with the LST, must comment on the fact that they have taken to the LST really well and are growing very bushy. There are still little shitty bugs, but as mentioned this is something I am unlikely to solve without going nuclear, instead we seek to manage the situation rather than try anything too extreme. A healthy happy plant with enough deterrent will have very little issues with bugs. That is the theory everyone seems to preach. The main thing I have learnt is that Autos are not as consistent as some companies lead you to believe, that the time they predict is much like the weather, it will be accurate or it wont, sometimes it is just a good idea to bring a jacket to the barbecue. I am seeking to create a system of perpetual grow, maximizing the usage of my space, so in order to have different plants at different stages of growth like a conveyor belt is unlikely with an auto, instead, I will need to work out triggers for stages that are not based on the proposed amount of time. If you have any good suggestions let me know in the comments, thanks.