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Jobbie Jobbie
2 years ago
Welcome back to my lair, soon we will delve into the terrifying world of the CCC once again and find out what has been happening in “TFTC: The Dreaded Strawberry Cough”, we will follow the progress of our mad scientist in creating the ultimate plant to carry a virus that will change the course of history. First, we would like to thank Zamnesia, without them there would likely be no story, their seeds has inspired a story that I hope you all enjoy, so I think it is safe to say that we are all grateful for them and the wonderful work they do, building an inclusive culture of people who love to expand the mind and experiment in life. Without further ado, it is our ghastly delight to give you this week's episode of “The Dreaded Strawberry Cough”. ======================================================================== My first week in the CCC, I Mark Anthony have landed where my work is appreciated, here my name will be made and the world will never forget the work that my own hands have wrought. Sure, the CCC has moved my work to a small space, but it will suit my needs. It has everything needed: a fan, reflective walls, a strong light and an extractor so fumes do not build up too much, and will not be making the same mistake as others to fall victim to my own success. The manager of this facility, a man named Dave came to visit, the only distinguishable feature was his size as most clan members wear their robes with hoods up. He wished to see my progress, when I explained that the plants would need to be grown out to first see if they would be worthwhile, that they were seedlings and would take time to grow. Obviously he was not happy with my report, he scoffed and said “Weeks?!? Most of the other scientists have some form of a working prototype, one of them has even managed to poison another scientist. This is rather disappointing”. So here I am, moved to the small room by a small minded fool, let them disregard me, my time will come. Week 1 has gone well, the seeds were planted in the soil that was prepared for them, very quickly they popped their heads up, the cotyledon soaked in the humid light filled air and soon true leaves sprouted. Soon we shall see if this plant has what it takes to change the world. I made a small biodome over them using a plastic cup: I was always taught while growing up to reuse things, a little plastic cup is ideal to shield the seedling from too much light (although I had used the dimmer to put the light down to 20%), the small dome also keeps moisture in, most plants in the early stages rely heavily on collecting moisture through the leaves, so it is best to keep them in a humid environment. There are already choices to be made, one has grown like the pictures showed, the other looks tattered. It would be easy to just think “The one with perfect leaves will be the best”, but show me one maniac who didn't have a twisted past, so maybe the plant has grown perfectly into what it needs, it is possibly as twisted as me. When returning to my lab one day I noticed a flitting from the corner of my eye, someone was buzzing around, trying to interfere with my work, so my mind went all MacGyver, I made a sticky yellow trap at the door way, now any unsuspecting snooper will be caught in the act. Pests are one of my pet hates. Nearly each night and morning I spray the plants with a special solution, they also get a watering using root juice, for every great building needs a great foundation, anything to make them healthy and happy, anything for them to grow up and be my revenge on the world. Here I work, the plants grow, my vengeance is taking root and the world slumbers on my efforts, soon everyone will know my greatness, soon the world will fear my name, and Dave, that prick will be the first person to worship my genius. Soon….soon. ======================================================================== Well hello my dastardly growers, thank you for taking the time to indulge me while we told another episode, we hope you have enjoyed the show. More than anything, if your mind has wandered and like a mad scientist you wish to try something new, check out our sponsors Zamnesia; I am currently making a list of things I plan on buying, there are too many, so many experiments to try and not enough time (or money) to indulge first on that list is Blue Lotus, apparently it has a nice companion effect. So check them out and enjoy this code to Get 20% off with: ZAMMIGD2023, I know I will. Thank you once again to Zamnesia, and thank you for spending some time with me in the Closet, until next time, Good night and ganja speed. ======================================================================== ZAMNESIA SEEDS - STRAWBERRY COUGH AUTOMATIC: AN ENERGISING SATIVA When shopping for a flavoursome auto, you simply must try Strawberry Cough Automatic from our creative breeders at Zamnesia. By marrying Strawberry Fields and Haze with a ruderalis specimen, they came up with an auto that performs well when cultivated by experienced and rookie growers alike. Strawberry Cough Automatic boasts plenty of delicious terps, promising a feast for the senses. 10–11 weeks up to 450–550g/m² ======================================================================== Notes: Things have been a little slow, I will be honest and say that there is some work to be done on my watering technique; I just get so paranoid that there is not enough water, the tent is dry and so the medium dries out fast. Each day they get a little water (around30ml) with Root Juice and a little Formulex. I spray the top soil a lot and spray the inside of the plastic cup, just to keep humidity high. Something I have noticed, never hold the spray bottle too close to the seedlings, the spray power is a little too much and knocks the plant over, so I will be trying to lightly mist from further away, around 40-50cm to make sure they don’t feel the force of the hurricane.
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Patricia_Zamnesia
Patricia_Zamnesiacommentedweek 02 years ago
Again, I will follow with joy! 💙🌱happy growing
BudBoutique
BudBoutiquecommenteda year ago
@Patricia_Zamnesia, 💚💚💚
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Patricia_Zamnesia, Ha! yes they are, and yes I am, they do not seem to be around much, but I do see some evidence of leaves being chewed, luckily these are autos so will be done before anything bad happens... I hope. You are a main character! Hope you can handle the spot light.
Patricia_Zamnesia
Patricia_Zamnesiacommented2 years ago
@Jobbie, I certainly do!! It is an honor to be in one of your fantastic stories. I do hope you get rid of those pesty bugs, those little buggers are a pain in everyone's "bud's". 🌱💙
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Anonymous_2022
Anonymous_2022commentedweek 02 years ago
Wishing you big trees buddy 👍
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Anonymous_2022, I currently have a plant in a small cupboard I converted, no diary just wanted to experiement, but I thought it was an auto seed, was not an auto seed, 6 weeks flower in a 45x55cm space is a bit tight lol.
Anonymous_2022
Anonymous_2022commented2 years ago
@Jobbie, 😂😂 Nope your not wrong .. first time for everything i guess 😎👌👍
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Anonymous_2022, NOOOOO! Why would you put that hurt on me? I have no space for something so big, bet no one has ever said that to you before? 😉😘
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommentedweek 02 years ago
Happy growing!! 💚 💨 Nice design, buddy!!
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@SlowpokeFuegobud, Thanks Poke, just trying to make something a bit different, give folks a rest and a wee trip.
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@SlowpokeFuegobud, Thanks bud! I am loving the creative process :)
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommentedweek 02 years ago
Best wishes for your new grow my friend! 💪
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Sour_D, Thanks SD, hoping to not kill them.
Ju_Bps
Ju_Bpscommentedweek 02 years ago
Good luck buddy 👨‍🌾🌲
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Ju_Bps, Thanks Ju, Much appreciated friend! ❤️
Sour_D
Sour_Dcommentedweek 32 years ago
Glad you caught the little buggers early, looking healthy buddy! 😎
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Sour_D, The fight continues, but there will be only one winner.
SlowpokeFuegobud
SlowpokeFuegobudcommentedweek 52 years ago
Nice one! 💚 💨
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@SlowpokeFuegobud, Again, why thank you, 💚 💨 pass the dutchy!
deFharo
deFharocommentedweek 52 years ago
Fantástico alegato por la libertad!! 👍
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@deFharo, rise, resist, rebel!
Patricia_Zamnesia
Patricia_Zamnesiacommentedweek 42 years ago
🤣🤣You have captured patricia perfectly... Like you have known her for years. Still love to read all your diaries. It feels like a break during office hours. Keep up this wonderful writing, and I have to mention, the little ladies look very good. 😍It is obvious you put a lot of love in them. 🌱💙
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@Patricia_Zamnesia, Thank you for your lovely message, to me it is important to use all sources of inspiration. I am meaning to do more writing when I get a chance, like... proper writing, I will even edit it and do drafts, but that is a future project. I love the plants, they are what keep me sane...r. If you have any other ideas or thoughts just give me a message, thanks.
deFharo
deFharocommentedweek 7a year ago
And if they want to know about your past, it is necessary to tell a lie, say that you come from there, from a strange world, that you do not know about pain and that you have never cried. 🤷‍♂️
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@deFharo, I am an Alien!
KelsOGrows
KelsOGrowscommentedweek 52 years ago
Lookin good mate 👊
Jobbie
Jobbiecommented2 years ago
@@KelsOGrows, Thanks Kels, We can only but try our best, then into fates hands we leave the rest.
XII_XII_MrGreen
XII_XII_MrGreencommentedweek 52 years ago
Nice diary my friend, you really made it you're own thing! 😃💚👊
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@XII_XII_MrGreen, Thanks buddy, I just wanted to take it away from the scientific scope and add a little creativity, try and represent the plant and what it can do for us in fun light. Thanks for reading! 💚
Ju_Bps
Ju_Bpscommentedweek 52 years ago
Looking good 👨‍🌾🌲
deFharo
deFharocommentedweek 11a year ago
Don't step on my garden! 💃 Am I in the wrong place? 🤷‍♂️
deFharo
deFharocommenteda year ago
@Jobbie, lo se! 🖐️🤓
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@deFharo, You are always welcome here!!
Lemonhazelover
Lemonhazelovercommentedweek 10a year ago
Happy growing and good luck buddy ☘️
Lemonhazelover
Lemonhazelovercommenteda year ago
@Jobbie,💚
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@Lemonhazelover, I just hope that the luck will continue, thank you for your support, means a lot! 💚
BudBoutique
BudBoutiquecommentedweek 10a year ago
What an great grow so far - good job and well done 🤝 Happy Growing & cant wait for your upcoming weeks 🌱 Cheers, Bud Boutique 👩‍🌾
Jobbie
Jobbiecommenteda year ago
@BudBoutique, Thanks Bud, I am looking forward to writing more and getting these stories written up, there are more waiting to happen :) 💚
Ju_Bps
Ju_Bpscommentedweek 24a year ago
Congrats on the chop 👨‍🌾🌲✂️